~Bedroom Tip 37~ Cotton Can-delight

You've probably awakened many mornings and realized that "the circus

was in town." Now's your chance to give your woman a special treat
straight from under the big top.


Here's What You Need:

One cone of cotton candy.                


Here's How You Do It:


Get your woman naked. Have lie on her back with her knees bent and
legs slightly apart.
Take the cotton candy and run it along the length of your woman's body.
Brush it against her face and let her enjoy both the smell and feel of it.
Break off a small piece of cotton candy and place it on the tip of your
extended tongue. Give your woman a deep, long, open-mouthed kiss.
Break off another piece and place it on your tongue. Press it to one of
your woman's nipples, then surround it with your mouth. As you close
your mouth, the cotton candy will dissolve. Gently suck the melted candy
from her nipple. Repeat with the other nipple.
Put another piece of cotton candy on your tongue and, this time, press it
to your woman's vagina. Let the combined moisture dissolve the cotton
candy in a sugary, tangy nectar.
Pleasure your woman orally, adding extra cotton candy as needed.

~Bedroom tip #32 ~ Patio-gasm

Here's What You Need:



One webbed patio lounge chair.

Two pillows.

One roll of masking tape.

Here's How You Do It:

Adjust the back of the lounge chair to the upright position.


Place the pillows lengthwise directly under the chair.


Pull the center-most straps apart and tape them to the next-closest


straps, creating an opening in the chair about four or five inches wide.


Get your woman naked, or at least bottomless. Have her sit in the chair.


Her vagina needs to be directly over the opening that you've created.


Now get under the chair and lie on the pillows. Position your mouth


directly under your woman's vagina. Grip the outermost edges of the


chair, pull yourself up and pleasure your woman orally.


You can continue to do this until she has reached orgasm. Or, after a


few minutes, move on to the next step.


Position yourself so that your penis now lines up with her vagina. Place


both of the pillows underneath your buttocks.


Enter your woman and thrust away

~Bedroom tip #29 ~ The Spooning Turtle

Here's a technique some say was made famous by legendary blues
musician Muddy Waters.

Here's What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Apply a small amount of lubricant to your penis.
Have her lie on her side and snuggle up behind her. You know: the
classic "spooning" position.
With your woman's legs slightly open, insert the length of your penis
between the lips of her vagina. DO NOT insert yourself into her vagina,
but only between the lips.
Have your woman close her legs, surrounding your penis.
Now begin to thrust as if you were inside of her. The head of your penis
will move back and forth over her clitoris.
Continue thrusting until your woman sings anything but the blues

~Bedroom tip #28 ~ The Sultry Sucker

This is a great technique that creates both a new and unusual bit of
stimulation for her, and a delicious taste treat for you.

Here's What You Need:
One round sucker on a stick, any flavor.

Here's How You Do It:
Unwrap the sucker and put it in your mouth. Make sure that it is
completely smooth, especially on the top. Sometimes you get an air
bubble or other imperfection in the sucker that, as it dissolves, forms a
sharp edge. If you discover such an edge, discard that sucker and get a
fresh one.
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Gently rub the sucker along the lips of her vagina. Use your mouth to
remoisten the sucker as needed.
Using your tongue, follow the path you've just traced with the sucker.
Enjoy the flavor while you begin to arouse your woman.
Put the sucker back in your mouth to remoisten.
Hold the sucker in the middle of the stick with your thumb and index
finger. Press it against your woman's clitoris and use your two fingers to
spin the sucker clockwise, then counterclockwise. Repeat this a few
times. Remember -- if it gets too dry, put it back in your mouth.
Now combine the spinning of the sucker with some good, old-fashioned
oral pleasuring. Your woman will be popping her tootsies in ecstasy.

~Bedroom Tip 26 ~ Back Seat Driver

Looking for a new position that your woman will go crazy for? Look no
further.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Stack a couple of pillows on top of each other and lie back against them
with your legs slightly bent.
Have your woman straddle your hips, facing your feet. Guide her
downward until you are inside of her. Your feet should be outside of
hers; they should pretty much line up.
Now have her lean back a bit, resting her hands against your chest and
holding herself upright.
Begin thrusting. You're going to have to put some effort into it, because
she's naturally going to want to come down on top of you.

~Bedroom tip #24 ~ The Grapes Of Rapture

Here's a very erotic technique that sounds like it originated in Roman
times. After you treat her to this one, your woman will definitely be
hailing Caesar.
Here's What You Need:
One bunch of seedless grapes, chilled.
Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked.
Have her stand with her legs slightly apart. Give her the grapes and tell
her to hold them by the stem so that they dangle in front of her vagina.
Kneel in front of your woman. Slowly kiss and lick her ankles, calves,
knees and thighs, working your way up to the grapes.
Begin to pleasure your woman orally. Every so often, pluck one of the
grapes from the bunch and hold it between your teeth.
Press the chilled grape against your woman's clitoris. Move your head
so that you trace circles around it with the grape.
Using your tongue, press the grape into your woman's vagina. Let her
feel the soft, cold skin of the grape between the moist folds of her own
skin, then gently suck the grape back into your mouth and swallow it.
Continue until your woman erupts in a leg-quivering orgasm.

~Bedroom tip #22~ Whipped Cream Dream

Here's a classic technique that seems simple enough, but often times
goes horribly wrong. Not for you, though, because now you'll know the
secret.
Always use non-dairy whipped topping. The diary products in real
whipped cream begin to change as they heat up on a person's skin. The
whipped cream will emit a foul, "sour milk" type of odor that can really kill
an evening. Take it from those who know: non-dairy is the way to go.

Here's What You Need:
One can of non-diary whipped topping.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked.
Apply whipped topping liberally over your woman's body. Pay special
attention to the nipples, navel, bikini line and any other personal
erogenous zones you may have discovered.
Slowly and delicately lick the whipped topping from your woman's body.
Deliberate, pointed flicks of the tongue are generally more stimulating
than a flat-tongued motion.
Leave the last bit of whipped topping on your tongue and begin to
pleasure your woman orally. Reapply the whipped topping to the clitoris
and vagina as needed.
Continue until your woman lets out a squeal of pleasure that'll make the
cows come home.

~Bedroom tip #18 ~ The Venus Butterfly

Here's another classic technique that's become legendary. It all started
with an episode of the 80's TV series "L.A. Law." They referred to it
several times, but never even hinted as to how it was actually done. That
show generated more mail than any other episode. Everybody was
asking, "How do you do The Venus Butterfly?" Now, you'll finally know.

Here's What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back, her knees bent and
legs slightly apart. Apply a little lubricant to your hands.
Put your hands together, as if you were saying a prayer. Bend each of
your ring fingers down. The tip of your left ring finger should be touching
the knuckle of your right ring finger; the tip of your right ring finger should
be touching the knuckle of your left ring finger. All of your other fingers
should remain extended.
Now comes the "ladies choice" part of this technique. In the classic
Venus Butterfly, your extended pinkies would be inserted into your
woman's anus. Many women prefer that, instead, you simply fold your
pinkies over like your ring fingers (it's totally a matter of personal
preference).
Next, insert your middle fingers into her vagina. Your index fingers
should be placed on both sides of your woman's clitoris.
Keeping your fingers together, open your palms so that your thumbs are
about three inches apart. Begin to rub your fingers back and forth, as if
you were trying to warm them. When you do this, your hands will
resemble a butterfly flapping its wings.

~Bedroom Tip #16 ~ Seltzer-gasm

This is a fun way to let your woman experience something she never has
before: thousands of tiny bubbles swirling around her most sensitive
area. Be sure to use the "Gold" variety of the world's most popular tablet.
It's had the medicinal ingredients removed.

Here's What You Need:
One glass of water.
One effervescent bicarbonate tablet without aspirin.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Break the tablet into four quarters.
Place the rounded edge of one quarter tablet between the top-most
portion of your woman's vaginal lips. Insert only enough of the tablet to
hold it in place.
Take a small sip of water and keep it in your mouth.
Press your lips against the portion of her vagina holding the tablet and
open them so that a small stream of water trickles out. This should
activate the tablet and release bubbles around her vagina.
Get into some serious oral pleasuring. When necessary, take another
sip of water. If needed, replace the tablet with a fresh piece.
Continue until your woman says, "Oh, what a relief it is."

~Bedroom tip #15 ~ Baby Elephant Trunks

This technique feels so good that there's actually two versions of it.
Thanks to our dedicated research team, we're happy to provide you with
both.

Here's What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here's How You Do It:
Version One:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Apply a little lubricant to the backs of both of your hands, including your
wrists and fingertips.
Extend one of your hands, palm down. Curl your fingers inward halfway
to the palm. Place the wrist of that hand against the bottom portion of
your woman's vagina.
Using smooth strokes, glide your entire hand, including your fingers, up
and over her vagina and clitoris.
Immediately repeat using the other hand, performing the exact same
motion. It kind of looks like you're painting a fence; except you're never
stroking down -- always up.
Version Two:
Have your woman get on all fours and perform the same technique from
behind her (this reverses the motion).

~Bedroom tip #14 ~ Chinese Field Goal

The next time you order Chinese take-out, ask for the free pair of
chopsticks and give this technique a try. It lets your woman feel your
tongue in areas that you normally could not reach.

Here's What You Need:
One pair of chopsticks.

Here's How You Do It:

Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Whip out the chopsticks. If they're made of wood, make certain there are
no splinters (it's amazing how one, loan splinter can ruin your entire
evening).
Place each chopstick along the outer edge of your woman's vaginal lips.
Use your thumb and fingers to gently roll each fold of skin around the
chopstick. You need to do this before her vagina gets too moist;
otherwise, her skin will not want to remain rolled up around the
chopsticks.
The chopsticks will now resemble goal posts. Your tongue is going to be
the football. To kick a field goal, you must place the football between the
goal posts and indulge in some serious oral pleasuring.
When your woman has achieved a terrific orgasm, give yourself three
points.

~Bedroom tip #13 ~ Showergasm

Women have been pleasuring themselves this way for years. Now it's
your turn.

Here's What You Need:
One hand-held shower massager.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Adjust the water to a comfortable temperature and activate the shower
massager.
Slowly run the water over your woman's legs, thighs and stomach. With
your free hand, gently stroke and caress the inner thighs and bikini line.
Place the first and second fingers of your free hand on each side of her
vagina. Gently push the skin up and out, exposing the clitoris.
Point the jets of water at the clitoris, making sure that the stream is not
too hot or forceful. Do not hold the massager too close to your woman.
Start from as far back as you can, slowly moving closer (your woman can
tell you if any adjustments need to be made).
Continue until you induce a powerful and satisfying orgasm.

~Bedroom tip #12 ~ The Tasmanian Jack-knife

If you've ever wanted to stimulate those hard-to-reach spots inside your
woman's vagina, this is the position to try.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Have her lie down on either her left or right side.
Tell your woman to take whichever leg is on top and raise it towards her
chest so that her foot is resting on her other leg's knee.
Enter your woman from behind. She will be astonished at how deep you
can plunge yourself inside of her.
Continue this position until she's "done-dee."

~Bedroom tip #10 ~ The Dutch Drawbridge

Here's a terrific position that heightens the stimulation of the top portion
of your woman's vagina.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Sit up in the bed with your legs extended in front of you.
Have your woman kneel above you, straddling your lap. Then, lower her
down until you are inside of her.
Now have your woman lean all the way back until her head is resting on
your legs or ankles. Her knees should be bent so that her feet are
underneath her buttocks.
You're not going to be able to thrust yourself into her with the same force
you can achieve from, say, the missionary position. But the thrusts you
do provide will be magnified in their intensity based on the angle at
which you are entering her.