~ Bedroom Tip #33 ~ The Minnesota Mindbender

Here's a technique that originated around the Twin Cities area. As it

grows in popularity, there could be a movement to change the state
slogan to, "The Land Of 10,000 Lays."


Here's What You Need:


A set of Vikings bed sheets are optional.


Here's How You Do It:


Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Lie down on your stomach, perpendicular to your woman. Your head
should be positioned sideways above her vagina.
Using your thumb and forefinger, pull back the skin that hides the clitoris.

Moisten your lips and press them against both sides of her clitoris,

drawing it into your mouth.

Gently roll your lips inward, covering your teeth. At the same time raise

your head until her clitoris comes out from between your lips.

Repeat again and again as fast as you can. If you're applying the right

amount of pressure to her clitoris, you'll probably hear a little popping

sound when you open your mouth.

This one may take some practice. But, done correctly, it can easily

produce one leg-quivering orgasm after another.

~ Bedroom Tip #27 ~ Sue-Bliss

Here's a classic technique that's probably been done for thousands of
years. It definitely belongs in your "bag of tricks."

Here's What You Need:
One bottle of honey.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her left side.
Place a single drop of honey on her right ear lobe and another along her
hairline behind the ear.
Apply a small stream of honey all the way down her right side, from her
armpit to her ankle.
Beginning at the ear lobe, slowly and methodically use your tongue and
mouth to lick and apply gentle suction, removing the honey from her
entire right side.
When you're done, have your woman turn over. Do the exact same thing
to her left side.
Now have your woman lie on her back with her knees bent and legs
slightly apart.
Extend your tongue and squeeze a small amount of honey (about the
size of a nickel) onto the tip.
Pleasure your woman orally. When necessary, apply more honey to the
tip of your tongue.

~Bedroom tip #25 ~ OrgasM&M

This is a great little game that's not only fun, but will also help you
discover erogenous zones on your woman's body that you never knew
existed.

Here's What You Need:
One piece of candy-coated chocolate, plain variety.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Hand her the candy.
Turn out the lights so that the room is completely dark.
Tell your woman to lie down and hide the candy somewhere on her
body. Depending on where she chooses to hide it, she may need to lick
one side in order for it to stick, remaining in place.
Once the candy is hidden, it's your job to find it using only your tongue.
Glide your tongue over every inch of her body. Take your sweet time.
Pay attention to any reaction that you get -- and where your tongue is
when you get it (this information will be very valuable whenever the two
of you make love in the future).
When you finally locate the candy, keep it on the tip of your tongue and
press it against your woman's clitoris.
Pleasure your woman orally until she melts in your mouth, not in your
hands.

~Bedroom Tip #16 ~ Seltzer-gasm

This is a fun way to let your woman experience something she never has
before: thousands of tiny bubbles swirling around her most sensitive
area. Be sure to use the "Gold" variety of the world's most popular tablet.
It's had the medicinal ingredients removed.

Here's What You Need:
One glass of water.
One effervescent bicarbonate tablet without aspirin.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Break the tablet into four quarters.
Place the rounded edge of one quarter tablet between the top-most
portion of your woman's vaginal lips. Insert only enough of the tablet to
hold it in place.
Take a small sip of water and keep it in your mouth.
Press your lips against the portion of her vagina holding the tablet and
open them so that a small stream of water trickles out. This should
activate the tablet and release bubbles around her vagina.
Get into some serious oral pleasuring. When necessary, take another
sip of water. If needed, replace the tablet with a fresh piece.
Continue until your woman says, "Oh, what a relief it is."

~Bedroom tip #14 ~ Chinese Field Goal

The next time you order Chinese take-out, ask for the free pair of
chopsticks and give this technique a try. It lets your woman feel your
tongue in areas that you normally could not reach.

Here's What You Need:
One pair of chopsticks.

Here's How You Do It:

Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Whip out the chopsticks. If they're made of wood, make certain there are
no splinters (it's amazing how one, loan splinter can ruin your entire
evening).
Place each chopstick along the outer edge of your woman's vaginal lips.
Use your thumb and fingers to gently roll each fold of skin around the
chopstick. You need to do this before her vagina gets too moist;
otherwise, her skin will not want to remain rolled up around the
chopsticks.
The chopsticks will now resemble goal posts. Your tongue is going to be
the football. To kick a field goal, you must place the football between the
goal posts and indulge in some serious oral pleasuring.
When your woman has achieved a terrific orgasm, give yourself three
points.