Showing posts with label sexy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sexy. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

~Bedroom Tip 37~ Cotton Can-delight

You've probably awakened many mornings and realized that "the circus

was in town." Now's your chance to give your woman a special treat
straight from under the big top.


Here's What You Need:


One cone of cotton candy.                


Here's How You Do It:


Get your woman naked. Have lie on her back with her knees bent and
legs slightly apart.
Take the cotton candy and run it along the length of your woman's body.
Brush it against her face and let her enjoy both the smell and feel of it.
Break off a small piece of cotton candy and place it on the tip of your
extended tongue. Give your woman a deep, long, open-mouthed kiss.
Break off another piece and place it on your tongue. Press it to one of
your woman's nipples, then surround it with your mouth. As you close
your mouth, the cotton candy will dissolve. Gently suck the melted candy
from her nipple. Repeat with the other nipple.
Put another piece of cotton candy on your tongue and, this time, press it
to your woman's vagina. Let the combined moisture dissolve the cotton
candy in a sugary, tangy nectar.
Pleasure your woman orally, adding extra cotton candy as needed.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

~ Bedroom Tip 36 ~ Aphrodite's Ladder

If you've ever made love on a set of stairs, you're already aware of some

of the incredible positions you can come up with. Here's a romantic
technique that guarantees the two of you will never walk up that
particular flight the same way again.

Here's What You Need:

One flight of stairs.

Here's How You Do It:

Get your woman naked. You, too.

Have your woman sit on the second stair from the bottom (this may vary
depending on your respective heights, but the second stair usually works
best).

You remain standing at the bottom of the staircase. Lean forward and
place your hands on either side of your woman, like you're doing an
inclined push-up.
Prepare to enter you woman. Before you do, though, you must tell her
the following:

"On each of these steps is one of the reasons that I love you. Whenever
you like, move up another step and I will give you another reason. I love
you because..." and then give her your first reason.
Now you may enter your woman. After about thirty seconds, she's going
to push herself up to the next step. When she does, you must give her
your next reason. Then you may take a step up, enter her again and
continue.

Your woman can have as many orgasms as she likes, but YOU must wait
until she is perched at the top of the staircase before you can have yours.
Only then have you successfully climbed Aphrodite's Ladder

Thursday, September 3, 2009

~Bedroom tip #17 ~ The Indian Rocking Horse

Here's a great position that allows for extra-deep penetration.
Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Enter your woman in the standard missionary position.
Now, both of you sit up while you're still joined together. Have her put
her arms around your neck.
Put both of your arms between her legs, positioning your elbows under
her knees. Lift up and rest her calves or ankles on your shoulders.
Clasp your hands behind her back and rock your body back and forth.
Don't worry about about thrusting in and out; let the rocking motion do all
of the work.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

~Bedroom tip #10 ~ The Dutch Drawbridge


Here's a terrific position that heightens the stimulation of the top portion
of your woman's vagina.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Sit up in the bed with your legs extended in front of you.
Have your woman kneel above you, straddling your lap. Then, lower her
down until you are inside of her.
Now have your woman lean all the way back until her head is resting on
your legs or ankles. Her knees should be bent so that her feet are
underneath her buttocks.
You're not going to be able to thrust yourself into her with the same force
you can achieve from, say, the missionary position. But the thrusts you
do provide will be magnified in their intensity based on the angle at
which you are entering her.

Monday, August 3, 2009

~Bedroom tip #9 ~ Mint Two-lip


The cooling sensation of peppermint has never been put to better use
than in this technique. Your woman will love it.
Here's What You Need:
One glass of peppermint schnapps.

Here's How You Do It:

Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Pour a small amount of schnapps into your woman's navel.
Dip the tip of your tongue into the schnapps and trace small circles
around one of your woman's nipples. Blow on it to accentuate the cool
feeling.
Do the same thing to her other nipple.
Again, dip your tongue into the pool of schnapps you've poured into her
navel. Run your tongue along both sides of her vagina and gently blow.
Pleasure your woman orally, pausing to reapply the schnapps to your
tongue.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Regular Sex increases lifespan

So there has been a medical study that has been strongly suggested that having sex 400 times a year can increase your lifespan by 6 years.
Enjoying the sexual act 4 times a week is what it takes to increase your health.
The reason for this is the immunity system. The act of sex releases hormones into the body and also works against loneliness and depression.
Touch is necessary for mammals to thrive. Animals and babies deprived of physical touch are sickly and do not develop normally.

Cementing relationships:
  • Touching helps create bonds. These bonds provide vital social support and other benefits known to be linked to life expectancy.

Increases self-esteem:

  • Self-esteem is largely our perception of worth. Frequent touching is a way to communicate worth to one another.

Provides physical stimulus:

  • It is possible that touch releases hormones and other substances much like relaxation and meditation.
  • To maintain an active sex life as you age follow the following advice:
    Be open and honest with your partner about needs, interests, and desires
    Seek help for any problems that might arise
    Keep exercising to maintain your libido
    Keep a healthy weight and blood pressure

Thursday, July 16, 2009

~Bedroom tip #8 ~ Parad-ice

Here's another classic technique that's become a standard today thanks to the movie "9 1/2 Weeks." If your woman is somewhat shy, it's a great
way to introduce some new things in the bedroom. Even if she's not shy,
it still feels terrific.

Here's What You Need:
One ice cube.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back.
Put the ice cube in your mouth. Open your mouth slightly and use your
tongue to push the cube to the front of your mouth. A small portion of the
cube should be sticking out beyond your lips.
Slowly glide the cube over your woman's neck, breasts, stomach, thighs
and legs.
Hold your head about six inches above one of your woman's nipples.
Let a few drops of melted ice fall onto and trickle down her nipple. If it's
not already, her nipple will become fully erect.
Do the same thing with the other nipple.
Take the ice cube back into your mouth completely. Rub the tip of your
tongue over the cube so that it becomes cold.
Pleasure your woman orally, pausing to rub the tip of your tongue back
over the cube whenever necessary.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

~Bedroom tip #7 ~ The Cotton Spritzer

This is a very romantic technique that not only pleases your woman -- it
gives you a little bit of a buzz, too.

Here's What You Need:
One pair of cotton panties.
One bottle of wine.

Here's How You Do It:
Have your woman strip down to nothing but her cotton panties (make
sure the panties are cotton; nylon just doesn't cut it for this one).
With your woman standing, kneel down in front of her.
Pull the waistline of her panties toward you, creating an opening about
two inches wide.
Pour a small amount of wine into the panties and release. Let the wine
soak the crotch of the panties as well as your woman's vagina.
Now place your mouth against the crotch of her panties and suck the
wine through the fabric and into your mouth. Don't be surprised as your
woman presses her hips against your face -- this is extremely erotic.
Do this three or four times, then set down the bottle of wine.
Gather the crotch of your woman's panties together in one hand.
Position your open mouth underneath and squeeze hard. This should
wring out a small trickle of wine from her panties onto your tongue.
Keep holding the crotch of her panties in your hand and pull them to one
side. Now pleasure your woman orally until she explodes in a delicious
orgasm.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

~Bedroom Tip #6~ The Standing Wrap

If you can manage it, this is a position she'll never forget.

Here's What You Need: Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It: Get your woman naked. You, too. Sit on the edge of the bed and have your woman stand in front of you. Tell your woman to place one leg on the bed, then the other, and sit on your lap as your enter her. Now that she's sitting on your lap with you inside of her, have her place her arms around your neck and wrap her legs around your waist. After she's done this, stand up. Put your arms under her buttocks to help stabilize her. Walk to the nearest wall and let your woman's back rest against it. Now you're ready to thrust in and out of your woman as you hold her pinned against the wall. Continue until she reaches an indescribable orgasm, or the neighbors start banging on the wall. In that case, switch walls and keep going!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

~Bedroom tip #5 ~ Cotton Spritzer


This is a very romantic technique that not only pleases your woman -- it
gives you a little bit of a buzz, too.

Here's What You Need:
One pair of cotton panties.
One bottle of wine.

Here's How You Do It:
Have your woman strip down to nothing but her cotton panties (make
sure the panties are cotton; nylon just doesn't cut it for this one).
With your woman standing, kneel down in front of her.
Pull the waistline of her panties toward you, creating an opening about
two inches wide.
Pour a small amount of wine into the panties and release. Let the wine
soak the crotch of the panties as well as your woman's vagina.
Now place your mouth against the crotch of her panties and suck the
wine through the fabric and into your mouth. Don't be surprised as your
woman presses her hips against your face -- this is extremely erotic.
Do this three or four times, then set down the bottle of wine.
Gather the crotch of your woman's panties together in one hand.
Position your open mouth underneath and squeeze hard. This should
wring out a small trickle of wine from her panties onto your tongue.
Keep holding the crotch of her panties in your hand and pull them to one
side. Now pleasure your woman orally until she explodes in a delicious
orgasm.