~Bedroom Tip 37~ Cotton Can-delight

You've probably awakened many mornings and realized that "the circus

was in town." Now's your chance to give your woman a special treat
straight from under the big top.


Here's What You Need:

One cone of cotton candy.                


Here's How You Do It:


Get your woman naked. Have lie on her back with her knees bent and
legs slightly apart.
Take the cotton candy and run it along the length of your woman's body.
Brush it against her face and let her enjoy both the smell and feel of it.
Break off a small piece of cotton candy and place it on the tip of your
extended tongue. Give your woman a deep, long, open-mouthed kiss.
Break off another piece and place it on your tongue. Press it to one of
your woman's nipples, then surround it with your mouth. As you close
your mouth, the cotton candy will dissolve. Gently suck the melted candy
from her nipple. Repeat with the other nipple.
Put another piece of cotton candy on your tongue and, this time, press it
to your woman's vagina. Let the combined moisture dissolve the cotton
candy in a sugary, tangy nectar.
Pleasure your woman orally, adding extra cotton candy as needed.

~ Bedroom Tip 36 ~ Aphrodite's Ladder

If you've ever made love on a set of stairs, you're already aware of some

of the incredible positions you can come up with. Here's a romantic
technique that guarantees the two of you will never walk up that
particular flight the same way again.

Here's What You Need:

One flight of stairs.

Here's How You Do It:

Get your woman naked. You, too.

Have your woman sit on the second stair from the bottom (this may vary
depending on your respective heights, but the second stair usually works
best).

You remain standing at the bottom of the staircase. Lean forward and
place your hands on either side of your woman, like you're doing an
inclined push-up.
Prepare to enter you woman. Before you do, though, you must tell her
the following:

"On each of these steps is one of the reasons that I love you. Whenever
you like, move up another step and I will give you another reason. I love
you because..." and then give her your first reason.
Now you may enter your woman. After about thirty seconds, she's going
to push herself up to the next step. When she does, you must give her
your next reason. Then you may take a step up, enter her again and
continue.

Your woman can have as many orgasms as she likes, but YOU must wait
until she is perched at the top of the staircase before you can have yours.
Only then have you successfully climbed Aphrodite's Ladder

~ Bedroom Tip #35 ~ Strawberry-lation

Strawberries and cream make for a very sensuous snack. This

technique takes it one step further.

Here's What You Need:


Four strawberries.
One can of non-diary whipped cream.
One knife.


Here's How You Do It:


Before you begin, cut the strawberries into quarter-inch slices from the
top down.
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Apply the whipped topping liberally around the lips of your woman's
vagina.

Carefully press the strawberry slices into the whipped topping.
Now position your head directly in front of this sensuous feast. Using
your tongue, gently remove a slice of strawberry and "share" it with your
woman. Tease her by delicately licking around the vagina and clitoris.
Have fun alternating between eating the strawberries and pleasuring
your woman. Keep going until she erupts in a delicious orgasm.

~ Bedroom Tip #34 ~ Three Minute Foreplay

One of the biggest complaints you hear from women is that they don't get

enough foreplay. They feel particularly slighted when they spend ten
minutes doing something for their man, like oral pleasuring, and then he
reciprocates with thirty seconds of the same for her. Here's a great way
to level the playing field.
Also, if your woman is shy about telling you exactly what she wants, this
makes it easy for her to show you.

Here's What You Need:

One egg timer (the hourglass is a little more romantic; but the kitchen
"dial" timer will do).
 
Here's How You Do It:


Get your woman naked. You, too. Tell her that you would like her to do
whatever she wants to you for three minutes, and that you're going to do
the exact same thing to her for the next three minutes.
Start the timer. Pay attention to what she's doing to you and exactly how
she's doing it. If she pleasures you orally, is she doing it hard or soft? If
she massages you, where and with how much intensity is she doing it?
Make mental notes of all of these things for the next three minutes. Then,
when it's your turn, try to duplicate what she did as precisely as you can.
Get in three or four rounds of this before you move on to intercourse --
and don't be surprised if she chooses to do something as simple as
holding you in her arms for the entire three minutes.
This technique has the ability to teach you more about what your woman
really wants than all the "chandelier-swinging" feats combined.

~ Bedroom Tip #33 ~ The Minnesota Mindbender

Here's a technique that originated around the Twin Cities area. As it

grows in popularity, there could be a movement to change the state
slogan to, "The Land Of 10,000 Lays."


Here's What You Need:


A set of Vikings bed sheets are optional.


Here's How You Do It:


Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Lie down on your stomach, perpendicular to your woman. Your head
should be positioned sideways above her vagina.
Using your thumb and forefinger, pull back the skin that hides the clitoris.

Moisten your lips and press them against both sides of her clitoris,

drawing it into your mouth.

Gently roll your lips inward, covering your teeth. At the same time raise

your head until her clitoris comes out from between your lips.

Repeat again and again as fast as you can. If you're applying the right

amount of pressure to her clitoris, you'll probably hear a little popping

sound when you open your mouth.

This one may take some practice. But, done correctly, it can easily

produce one leg-quivering orgasm after another.

~Bedroom tip #32 ~ Patio-gasm

Here's What You Need:



One webbed patio lounge chair.

Two pillows.

One roll of masking tape.

Here's How You Do It:

Adjust the back of the lounge chair to the upright position.


Place the pillows lengthwise directly under the chair.


Pull the center-most straps apart and tape them to the next-closest


straps, creating an opening in the chair about four or five inches wide.


Get your woman naked, or at least bottomless. Have her sit in the chair.


Her vagina needs to be directly over the opening that you've created.


Now get under the chair and lie on the pillows. Position your mouth


directly under your woman's vagina. Grip the outermost edges of the


chair, pull yourself up and pleasure your woman orally.


You can continue to do this until she has reached orgasm. Or, after a


few minutes, move on to the next step.


Position yourself so that your penis now lines up with her vagina. Place


both of the pillows underneath your buttocks.


Enter your woman and thrust away

~Bedroom tip #31 ~ Flower-gasm

You can't go wrong giving a woman roses. Here's a unique, romantic
technique that will touch her heart as well as a more erotic location on
her body.

Here's What You Need:
One thornless rose.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back.
Hold the rose over her stomach. Glide the rose over your woman's skin
while simultaneously twirling it back and forth between your fingers.
Brush the rose over her breasts, cleavage, neck, face and arms. Move it
down her legs and let the rose tickle her toes. Finally, stroke your
woman's vagina with the rose until she's ready for something a little
more stimulating.
Now pull a single petal from the rose and place it on the tip of your
forefinger. Gently press the soft, silky rose petal to your woman's clitoris.
Imagine the numeral "8" laid on its side. That's the pattern you want to
trace with your finger on and around her aroused clitoris (the petal
should follow your finger).
Vary the patterns you trace, as well as the intensity with which you press,
until you find just the right combination to bring your woman to a
romantic, unforgettable climax.