~ Bedroom Tip #33 ~ The Minnesota Mindbender

Here's a technique that originated around the Twin Cities area. As it

grows in popularity, there could be a movement to change the state
slogan to, "The Land Of 10,000 Lays."


Here's What You Need:


A set of Vikings bed sheets are optional.


Here's How You Do It:


Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Lie down on your stomach, perpendicular to your woman. Your head
should be positioned sideways above her vagina.
Using your thumb and forefinger, pull back the skin that hides the clitoris.

Moisten your lips and press them against both sides of her clitoris,

drawing it into your mouth.

Gently roll your lips inward, covering your teeth. At the same time raise

your head until her clitoris comes out from between your lips.

Repeat again and again as fast as you can. If you're applying the right

amount of pressure to her clitoris, you'll probably hear a little popping

sound when you open your mouth.

This one may take some practice. But, done correctly, it can easily

produce one leg-quivering orgasm after another.

~Bedroom tip #32 ~ Patio-gasm

Here's What You Need:



One webbed patio lounge chair.

Two pillows.

One roll of masking tape.

Here's How You Do It:

Adjust the back of the lounge chair to the upright position.


Place the pillows lengthwise directly under the chair.


Pull the center-most straps apart and tape them to the next-closest


straps, creating an opening in the chair about four or five inches wide.


Get your woman naked, or at least bottomless. Have her sit in the chair.


Her vagina needs to be directly over the opening that you've created.


Now get under the chair and lie on the pillows. Position your mouth


directly under your woman's vagina. Grip the outermost edges of the


chair, pull yourself up and pleasure your woman orally.


You can continue to do this until she has reached orgasm. Or, after a


few minutes, move on to the next step.


Position yourself so that your penis now lines up with her vagina. Place


both of the pillows underneath your buttocks.


Enter your woman and thrust away

~Bedroom tip #31 ~ Flower-gasm

You can't go wrong giving a woman roses. Here's a unique, romantic
technique that will touch her heart as well as a more erotic location on
her body.

Here's What You Need:
One thornless rose.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back.
Hold the rose over her stomach. Glide the rose over your woman's skin
while simultaneously twirling it back and forth between your fingers.
Brush the rose over her breasts, cleavage, neck, face and arms. Move it
down her legs and let the rose tickle her toes. Finally, stroke your
woman's vagina with the rose until she's ready for something a little
more stimulating.
Now pull a single petal from the rose and place it on the tip of your
forefinger. Gently press the soft, silky rose petal to your woman's clitoris.
Imagine the numeral "8" laid on its side. That's the pattern you want to
trace with your finger on and around her aroused clitoris (the petal
should follow your finger).
Vary the patterns you trace, as well as the intensity with which you press,
until you find just the right combination to bring your woman to a
romantic, unforgettable climax.