Thursday, October 22, 2009

~Bedroom tip #25 ~ OrgasM&M



This is a great little game that's not only fun, but will also help you
discover erogenous zones on your woman's body that you never knew
existed.

Here's What You Need:
One piece of candy-coated chocolate, plain variety.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Hand her the candy.
Turn out the lights so that the room is completely dark.
Tell your woman to lie down and hide the candy somewhere on her
body. Depending on where she chooses to hide it, she may need to lick
one side in order for it to stick, remaining in place.
Once the candy is hidden, it's your job to find it using only your tongue.
Glide your tongue over every inch of her body. Take your sweet time.
Pay attention to any reaction that you get -- and where your tongue is
when you get it (this information will be very valuable whenever the two
of you make love in the future).
When you finally locate the candy, keep it on the tip of your tongue and
press it against your woman's clitoris.
Pleasure your woman orally until she melts in your mouth, not in your
hands.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

*~* Word of the day *~* Procrasturbating

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

~Bedroom tip #24 ~ The Grapes Of Rapture



Here's a very erotic technique that sounds like it originated in Roman
times. After you treat her to this one, your woman will definitely be
hailing Caesar.
Here's What You Need:
One bunch of seedless grapes, chilled.
Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked.
Have her stand with her legs slightly apart. Give her the grapes and tell
her to hold them by the stem so that they dangle in front of her vagina.
Kneel in front of your woman. Slowly kiss and lick her ankles, calves,
knees and thighs, working your way up to the grapes.
Begin to pleasure your woman orally. Every so often, pluck one of the
grapes from the bunch and hold it between your teeth.
Press the chilled grape against your woman's clitoris. Move your head
so that you trace circles around it with the grape.
Using your tongue, press the grape into your woman's vagina. Let her
feel the soft, cold skin of the grape between the moist folds of her own
skin, then gently suck the grape back into your mouth and swallow it.
Continue until your woman erupts in a leg-quivering orgasm.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

~Bedroom tip #23 ~ The Double "V"



Give your woman the opportunity to control the speed and depth she
gets from you with this classic, but often overlooked, position. Make sure
you're freshly showered, though -- her nose is going to be pretty close to
your feet.
Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Lie flat on your back.
Have your woman stand over you, facing your feet. Tell her to kneel,
then enter her.
Have your woman stretch out completely and wrap her arms underneath
your calves. Her hands should be resting on your ankles.
As your woman's hips begin to move up and down, match her with
thrusts of your own from below.