~ Bedroom Tip 36 ~ Aphrodite's Ladder

If you've ever made love on a set of stairs, you're already aware of some

of the incredible positions you can come up with. Here's a romantic
technique that guarantees the two of you will never walk up that
particular flight the same way again.

Here's What You Need:

One flight of stairs.

Here's How You Do It:

Get your woman naked. You, too.

Have your woman sit on the second stair from the bottom (this may vary
depending on your respective heights, but the second stair usually works
best).

You remain standing at the bottom of the staircase. Lean forward and
place your hands on either side of your woman, like you're doing an
inclined push-up.
Prepare to enter you woman. Before you do, though, you must tell her
the following:

"On each of these steps is one of the reasons that I love you. Whenever
you like, move up another step and I will give you another reason. I love
you because..." and then give her your first reason.
Now you may enter your woman. After about thirty seconds, she's going
to push herself up to the next step. When she does, you must give her
your next reason. Then you may take a step up, enter her again and
continue.

Your woman can have as many orgasms as she likes, but YOU must wait
until she is perched at the top of the staircase before you can have yours.
Only then have you successfully climbed Aphrodite's Ladder

~ Bedroom Tip #33 ~ The Minnesota Mindbender

Here's a technique that originated around the Twin Cities area. As it

grows in popularity, there could be a movement to change the state
slogan to, "The Land Of 10,000 Lays."


Here's What You Need:


A set of Vikings bed sheets are optional.


Here's How You Do It:


Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Lie down on your stomach, perpendicular to your woman. Your head
should be positioned sideways above her vagina.
Using your thumb and forefinger, pull back the skin that hides the clitoris.

Moisten your lips and press them against both sides of her clitoris,

drawing it into your mouth.

Gently roll your lips inward, covering your teeth. At the same time raise

your head until her clitoris comes out from between your lips.

Repeat again and again as fast as you can. If you're applying the right

amount of pressure to her clitoris, you'll probably hear a little popping

sound when you open your mouth.

This one may take some practice. But, done correctly, it can easily

produce one leg-quivering orgasm after another.

~Bedroom tip #24 ~ The Grapes Of Rapture

Here's a very erotic technique that sounds like it originated in Roman
times. After you treat her to this one, your woman will definitely be
hailing Caesar.
Here's What You Need:
One bunch of seedless grapes, chilled.
Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked.
Have her stand with her legs slightly apart. Give her the grapes and tell
her to hold them by the stem so that they dangle in front of her vagina.
Kneel in front of your woman. Slowly kiss and lick her ankles, calves,
knees and thighs, working your way up to the grapes.
Begin to pleasure your woman orally. Every so often, pluck one of the
grapes from the bunch and hold it between your teeth.
Press the chilled grape against your woman's clitoris. Move your head
so that you trace circles around it with the grape.
Using your tongue, press the grape into your woman's vagina. Let her
feel the soft, cold skin of the grape between the moist folds of her own
skin, then gently suck the grape back into your mouth and swallow it.
Continue until your woman erupts in a leg-quivering orgasm.

~Bedroom tip #14 ~ Chinese Field Goal

The next time you order Chinese take-out, ask for the free pair of
chopsticks and give this technique a try. It lets your woman feel your
tongue in areas that you normally could not reach.

Here's What You Need:
One pair of chopsticks.

Here's How You Do It:

Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Whip out the chopsticks. If they're made of wood, make certain there are
no splinters (it's amazing how one, loan splinter can ruin your entire
evening).
Place each chopstick along the outer edge of your woman's vaginal lips.
Use your thumb and fingers to gently roll each fold of skin around the
chopstick. You need to do this before her vagina gets too moist;
otherwise, her skin will not want to remain rolled up around the
chopsticks.
The chopsticks will now resemble goal posts. Your tongue is going to be
the football. To kick a field goal, you must place the football between the
goal posts and indulge in some serious oral pleasuring.
When your woman has achieved a terrific orgasm, give yourself three
points.

~Bedroom tip #13 ~ Showergasm

Women have been pleasuring themselves this way for years. Now it's
your turn.

Here's What You Need:
One hand-held shower massager.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Adjust the water to a comfortable temperature and activate the shower
massager.
Slowly run the water over your woman's legs, thighs and stomach. With
your free hand, gently stroke and caress the inner thighs and bikini line.
Place the first and second fingers of your free hand on each side of her
vagina. Gently push the skin up and out, exposing the clitoris.
Point the jets of water at the clitoris, making sure that the stream is not
too hot or forceful. Do not hold the massager too close to your woman.
Start from as far back as you can, slowly moving closer (your woman can
tell you if any adjustments need to be made).
Continue until you induce a powerful and satisfying orgasm.

~Bedroom Tip #6~ The Standing Wrap

If you can manage it, this is a position she'll never forget.

Here's What You Need: Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It: Get your woman naked. You, too. Sit on the edge of the bed and have your woman stand in front of you. Tell your woman to place one leg on the bed, then the other, and sit on your lap as your enter her. Now that she's sitting on your lap with you inside of her, have her place her arms around your neck and wrap her legs around your waist. After she's done this, stand up. Put your arms under her buttocks to help stabilize her. Walk to the nearest wall and let your woman's back rest against it. Now you're ready to thrust in and out of your woman as you hold her pinned against the wall. Continue until she reaches an indescribable orgasm, or the neighbors start banging on the wall. In that case, switch walls and keep going!