~Bedroom tip #14 ~ Chinese Field Goal

The next time you order Chinese take-out, ask for the free pair of
chopsticks and give this technique a try. It lets your woman feel your
tongue in areas that you normally could not reach.

Here's What You Need:
One pair of chopsticks.

Here's How You Do It:

Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Whip out the chopsticks. If they're made of wood, make certain there are
no splinters (it's amazing how one, loan splinter can ruin your entire
evening).
Place each chopstick along the outer edge of your woman's vaginal lips.
Use your thumb and fingers to gently roll each fold of skin around the
chopstick. You need to do this before her vagina gets too moist;
otherwise, her skin will not want to remain rolled up around the
chopsticks.
The chopsticks will now resemble goal posts. Your tongue is going to be
the football. To kick a field goal, you must place the football between the
goal posts and indulge in some serious oral pleasuring.
When your woman has achieved a terrific orgasm, give yourself three
points.