~Bedroom tip #11 ~ Rescuing The Captain

What are you going to do when the Captain goes overboard? You've
got to rescue him, right?

Here's What You Need:
One wintergreen or peppermint breath mint with a hole.

Here's How You Do It:
Put the mint in your mouth and give it a couple of minutes to partially
dissolve. In the meantime, get you woman naked. Have her lie on her
back with her knees bent and legs slightly apart.
With the mint still in your mouth, arouse your woman by gently kissing
and licking her inner thighs, bikini line and vagina.
If your woman is sufficiently aroused, you should be able to spot the
clitoris. That's the "Captain." It's your job to rescue him.
Move the mint to the tip of your tongue. Press the mint against your
woman's clitoris and release it.
Using suction, draw the clitoris through the hole in the mint. Flick your
tongue as rapidly as you can over the clitoris and mint.
Only when your woman reaches orgasm have you successfully "rescued
the Captain."
If you want to create an entire "Titanic" theme, place an ice cube in your
woman's navel.