~Bedroom tip #30 ~ Auto-erotica

There are a lot of cars out there with automatic sunroofs. Hopefully,
yours is one of them. If not, find an excuse to rent one for a day; it'll be
worth every penny.

Here's What You Need:
One car with a sunroof.

Here's How You Do It:
Park where nobody can see you and open up the sunroof. Since you've
got a radio within arm's length, put on some appropriate music.
Get your woman naked, or at least bottomless.
Have her climb up on the roof and sit on the back edge of the sunroof,
facing the hood (her feet can rest comfortably against the windshield).
Get into the passenger's seat and kneel, facing the trunk. Now raise your
head up between her legs. Using your mouth and tongue, pleasure her
like you never have before. Let her enjoy all the unique sensations: the
height, the danger, the smooth metal and glass against her bare skin
and your unique vantage point.
Fifty years from now, she'll still be talking about this one.

~Bedroom tip #29 ~ The Spooning Turtle

Here's a technique some say was made famous by legendary blues
musician Muddy Waters.

Here's What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Apply a small amount of lubricant to your penis.
Have her lie on her side and snuggle up behind her. You know: the
classic "spooning" position.
With your woman's legs slightly open, insert the length of your penis
between the lips of her vagina. DO NOT insert yourself into her vagina,
but only between the lips.
Have your woman close her legs, surrounding your penis.
Now begin to thrust as if you were inside of her. The head of your penis
will move back and forth over her clitoris.
Continue thrusting until your woman sings anything but the blues