~Bedroom tip #29 ~ The Spooning Turtle

Here's a technique some say was made famous by legendary blues
musician Muddy Waters.

Here's What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Apply a small amount of lubricant to your penis.
Have her lie on her side and snuggle up behind her. You know: the
classic "spooning" position.
With your woman's legs slightly open, insert the length of your penis
between the lips of her vagina. DO NOT insert yourself into her vagina,
but only between the lips.
Have your woman close her legs, surrounding your penis.
Now begin to thrust as if you were inside of her. The head of your penis
will move back and forth over her clitoris.
Continue thrusting until your woman sings anything but the blues