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~Bedroom tip #22~ Whipped Cream Dream

Here's a classic technique that seems simple enough, but often times
goes horribly wrong. Not for you, though, because now you'll know the
secret.
Always use non-dairy whipped topping. The diary products in real
whipped cream begin to change as they heat up on a person's skin. The
whipped cream will emit a foul, "sour milk" type of odor that can really kill
an evening. Take it from those who know: non-dairy is the way to go.

Here's What You Need:
One can of non-diary whipped topping.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked.
Apply whipped topping liberally over your woman's body. Pay special
attention to the nipples, navel, bikini line and any other personal
erogenous zones you may have discovered.
Slowly and delicately lick the whipped topping from your woman's body.
Deliberate, pointed flicks of the tongue are generally more stimulating
than a flat-tongued motion.
Leave the last bit of whipped topping on your tongue and begin to
pleasure your woman orally. Reapply the whipped topping to the clitoris
and vagina as needed.
Continue until your woman lets out a squeal of pleasure that'll make the
cows come home.

**It's Great to be Alive!!!*

Good day to you all

hope y'all had a good weekend, I wanted to share an email that I recieved this weekend, as we seem to lose sight of how lucky we all are in some ways, or maybe we take for granted how lucky we are.
"So damn easy to say that life is so hardEverybody's got their share of battle scarsAs for me , I'd like to to thank my lucky stars that I am alive and well .....It'd be easy to add up all the painAnd all the dreams you sat and watched go up in flamesDwell on the wreckage as it smoulders in the rainBut not me ...... I'm alive
And today you know that's good enough for meBreathin in and out's a blessing you can't seeToday's the first day of the rest of my life and I'm aliveAnd well.... I'm alive and well !! "
Remember that you may be luckier than most, so whether you take your life for granted or not, just remember at least you are alive and relatively well .......
Have a fab week until da next tyme !

~Bedroom Tip #21~ Oriental Shoe Shine

Here's an incredibly stimulating technique that gets its name from the
back and forth motion you perform with a silk scarf.

Here's What You Need:
One long silk scarf.
One short silk scarf.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Use the short silk scarf to blindfold her and
have her stand with her legs slightly apart.
Now you stand at your woman's side, facing her.
Run the long silk scarf gently over your woman's body. Let her feel it on
her arms, breasts, buttocks and legs. After a couple of minutes, place the
scarf in between your woman's legs. Hold one end in front of her, the
other behind. Essentially, she should be straddling the scarf.
Raise both ends of the scarf above your woman's midsection so that the
middle barely touches her clitoris and vagina. Glide the scarf back and
forth as if you were "buffing" this delicate area. The longer your strokes,
the better.
Next, lie down on your back with your head in between your woman's
feet. Tell her to kneel and, as she does, drape the scarf over your mouth.
Using your hands, guide your woman's hips so that her vagina is
positioned directly above your mouth. Pleasure your woman orally
through the smooth, silk scarf.

~Mirror Mirror on the wall.. Who's the Sexiest of them all ~

Mirror Image

When you look in the mirror who do you see? Do you see the real you are a portrayal of who you think the world ought to see?
When you look, do you hide from the real person looking back at you or do you pretend you are not really you.

You are you. Own it. You came into the world as an individual; An individual soul, with independent thoughts and feelings. Be sure to connect to who you truly are.

Some people are shy and some are boisterous. There is nothing wrong with either of these just as long as you know who you are.

What types of food do you like? How did you find out what you liked and didn’t like? You explored, right?

You experienced different phases in school and now you know what personality best suits you, right?
Do you cook and enjoy it? Bake? Knit, sew, scrapbook?
The only way you will truly know what you like and dislike is by experiencing and experimenting.

What about masturbating? Self pleasure? How do you know if you like it or not if you don’t explore and experiment? Your body belongs to you, it is for you to take care of the best way possible. Which includes your mind and body. Do the things that make you happy. Know what you like.. “KNOW” yourself. Don’t hide from you.. you are you. You belong to you. Ultimately happiness comes from within. You should know how to administer happiness at any moment.

Forget what other people say. They may be hiding themselves, Showing the world a misrepresentation of who they really are. So anything they say may not be coming from the heart. So find yourself. Explore yourself. Give yourself a chance. No need to be shy or embarrassed about yourself. You and you and you belong to you.
You can’t truly know how to be pleased if you don’t know what you like. Your partner goes through the love making motions but may not be touching you just right. You can’t expect someone to know you if you don’t know yourself.

Find your spot. Know your spot, then teach your spot to your partner. Sex is the most intimate thing in the world. The most intimate should also be the most pleasurable. Find out what truly is and reach the level of euphoria that sex is intended to be. Enjoy yourself.

The fact about masturbation :~
masturbation, and orgasms, can help relieve menstrual cramps and migraines, improve your skin tone, help you fall asleep faster, increase your desire for more orgasms, and can even make you multi-orgasmic.

The clitoris is the only organ in the human body designed exclusively for pleasure. With somewhere between 6,000 and 8,000 nerve endingsyou can get a lot of feeling out of your clit. Just be gentle at first. Instead of going directly for the head, rub the shaft. Massage the hood. Turn it on slowly and gently. Insert a finger or two into your vagina if you like the feeling of something inside of you when you masturbate. That's where you'll find the G-spot.

There's an emotional benefit to masturbating, too - you get to work on your fear of intimacy. How? Try imagining a gorgeous, drop-dead amazing person with you. (can be physically or mentally gorgeous) Experience how shy you feel, and slowly work with it, relax, breathe - it's sort of yoga-sex when you treat it as a form of meditation - Tantra. If you're like most women, you'll get even shyer and tense up. This is such a great clue to work with opening up, melting, allowing yourself to be vulnerable to a man, let loose your sensuality - and even doing this a few times will almost completely shift your "vibe" out there in the world.

~Bedroom tip #20 ~ The Flickering Candle

Here's a great technique that will add variety to your oral pleasing
talents. It's been around for centuries. But we'll bet your woman has
never experienced it -- until now.

Here's What You Need:
One candle.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Light the candle and place it near your woman's head (not too close).
Usually, on top of the nightstand will do just fine.
If you've got a ceiling fan in your bedroom, turn it on low. Otherwise, any
type of fan that will move the air gently around the candle will do.
Position yourself so you can pleasure your woman orally and see the
flame of the candle at the same time.
As the air swirls around the candle and causes to flame to flicker,
duplicate the movements of the flame with your tongue.
If you like, let your woman know what you're doing so she can anticipate
the movements. It's as if the flame itself is pleasuring her.
Continue until the flame ignites fireworks in your woman.

Book Your Party ~ Calendar Check

A moment to remember

Today is a sad day for many to remember!

It was this day 8 years ago that the world was shocked by a terrorist attack that shook the foundations of our entire world.... more so by the fact that it happened to one of the "Most powerful "countries in the world THE UNITED STATES!!
Can you remember what you what you were doing when the news broke and you saw the first plane hit the Twin Towers?
I can recall hearing the news and trying to log on to the internet or flicking the news channels for some news, the images I saw had me devastated and I cried, more so after it was revelaed that there were simultaneous attacks, in different cities !
My family and friends were still in the US and your immediate reaction is to get in touch...... but that day was a complete shut down of the telecommunication highway.
We all are connected by at least 6 degrees of separation , and I am sure that we were all touched or knew some of the victims.
Tragedy happens in our lifetimes, it is what makes us stronger and judging by the US citizens , and how they have pulled together this tragedy has made them stronger.
Today I pay my respects to the victims we lost and to the heroes we created !

**Places To Have Sex**

10. In the laundry room:
Sitting on the washer instead of the dryer. When the spin cycle starts, let loose with your guy

9. In your parents' bedroom:
Ask your guy ahead of time to refrain from any phrases like "Who's your daddy?" That's just too close to home for this setting.

8. In a tent:
Since you're screened in and the tent walls may be flimsy, we suggest you keep your sex positions simple. Try Saucy Spoons or Backup Boogie.

7. At a park:
We'll leave you to your own devices for this one. Just be courteous and wipe down the swing when you're done!

6. On the kitchen table:
That spatula isn't just for flippin' burgers. Swat your guy's ass with it to make this romp even more playful

5. In the woods:
Your two biggest risks are bugs and poison ivy. To fend off bugs, spray yourself with insect repellent beforehand…just not on your neck, breasts, or anywhere else your man may kiss or lick. As for poison ivy, remember: If there are leaves of three, let it be.

4. In the pool or a body of water:
Ironically, water sex can actually dry up your natural lubrication. Use a silicone-based lube (which is waterproof) and then try out Cosmo's Aqua Kama Sutra positions, like Tawdry Tube.

3. In your childhood bedroom:
If your parents are in the next room, keep quiet with a sex position that is still ultra-pleasurable but won't shake the headboards. Try Soft Rock or Wow-Him Powwow, in which you are gently rocking instead of thrusting.

2. In a car:
People often think the backseat is best for car sex. But there's not much leg room. Recline the passenger seat instead and try a girl-on-top position.

1. In the shower or bathtub:
Take turns lathering each other up and teasing yourselves into a frenzy before going all the way. Have two, warm fluffy towels handy — or one big one that you can wrap yourselves in — to keep the comfy after-sex buzz going.

~curtesy of cosmopolitan

**Ways to entice your lover**

~ be spontaneous.
~Invite him to the movies then fondle him.
~Unzip his zipper and play with his balls.
~Have him so hot to trot he will want to rip your clothes off before you make it inside your home.
~ touch him: whenever you can touch your man. Small touches on the arm, the butt, run your hands along his crotch area.
~When you walk by him lightly tough his neck. Kiss him periodically for no reason. Flash him. Show him a 3 second preview of your ass and tits
~ be shocking: do something you have never done before to your partner.
~Pulling your thong aside for him to enter you torments him because he can’t see every last inch of your body. It also creates gotta-have-you-now urgency that is just so hot
~get wet: shower together.
~Have sex in the shower.
~Give him a blow job. Strangely enough the shower helps with gag reflex. I don’t understand it but it’s true. Having the water wash over your back and having your mouth on your mans’ penis is so sensual.
~The heat just adds to the passion. He in turn will provide the same service of kissing your special place and you will enter different heights in your relationship.

~Bedroom tip #19 ~ Cyrano's Triangle

This position gives you maximum thrusting capability and lets your
woman feel you in places she normally doesn't.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Have her lie on her side.
Standing over her, lift your woman's top leg up, resting her foot on your
midsection.
Now have her extend her other leg out so that it is perpendicular to her
body. Next, have her use the corresponding arm (right leg, right arm) to
reach out and hold her knee. She has now formed a triangle. The three
sides of the triangle are: her body, her leg and her arm.
Place one of your feet inside the triangle. Squat down. The leg that was
resting on your midsection should now be resting on your shoulder.
Enter your woman. Notice how much more control you have squatting
as opposed to kneeling. Don't be surprised if she notices, too.

~Bedroom tip #18 ~ The Venus Butterfly

Here's another classic technique that's become legendary. It all started
with an episode of the 80's TV series "L.A. Law." They referred to it
several times, but never even hinted as to how it was actually done. That
show generated more mail than any other episode. Everybody was
asking, "How do you do The Venus Butterfly?" Now, you'll finally know.

Here's What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back, her knees bent and
legs slightly apart. Apply a little lubricant to your hands.
Put your hands together, as if you were saying a prayer. Bend each of
your ring fingers down. The tip of your left ring finger should be touching
the knuckle of your right ring finger; the tip of your right ring finger should
be touching the knuckle of your left ring finger. All of your other fingers
should remain extended.
Now comes the "ladies choice" part of this technique. In the classic
Venus Butterfly, your extended pinkies would be inserted into your
woman's anus. Many women prefer that, instead, you simply fold your
pinkies over like your ring fingers (it's totally a matter of personal
preference).
Next, insert your middle fingers into her vagina. Your index fingers
should be placed on both sides of your woman's clitoris.
Keeping your fingers together, open your palms so that your thumbs are
about three inches apart. Begin to rub your fingers back and forth, as if
you were trying to warm them. When you do this, your hands will
resemble a butterfly flapping its wings.

~Bedroom tip #17 ~ The Indian Rocking Horse

Here's a great position that allows for extra-deep penetration.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Enter your woman in the standard missionary position.
Now, both of you sit up while you're still joined together. Have her put
her arms around your neck.
Put both of your arms between her legs, positioning your elbows under
her knees. Lift up and rest her calves or ankles on your shoulders.
Clasp your hands behind her back and rock your body back and forth.
Don't worry about about thrusting in and out; let the rocking motion do all
of the work.

~Bedroom Tip #16 ~ Seltzer-gasm

This is a fun way to let your woman experience something she never has
before: thousands of tiny bubbles swirling around her most sensitive
area. Be sure to use the "Gold" variety of the world's most popular tablet.
It's had the medicinal ingredients removed.

Here's What You Need:
One glass of water.
One effervescent bicarbonate tablet without aspirin.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Break the tablet into four quarters.
Place the rounded edge of one quarter tablet between the top-most
portion of your woman's vaginal lips. Insert only enough of the tablet to
hold it in place.
Take a small sip of water and keep it in your mouth.
Press your lips against the portion of her vagina holding the tablet and
open them so that a small stream of water trickles out. This should
activate the tablet and release bubbles around her vagina.
Get into some serious oral pleasuring. When necessary, take another
sip of water. If needed, replace the tablet with a fresh piece.
Continue until your woman says, "Oh, what a relief it is."