~Bedroom tip #22~ Whipped Cream Dream

Here's a classic technique that seems simple enough, but often times
goes horribly wrong. Not for you, though, because now you'll know the
secret.
Always use non-dairy whipped topping. The diary products in real
whipped cream begin to change as they heat up on a person's skin. The
whipped cream will emit a foul, "sour milk" type of odor that can really kill
an evening. Take it from those who know: non-dairy is the way to go.

Here's What You Need:
One can of non-diary whipped topping.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked.
Apply whipped topping liberally over your woman's body. Pay special
attention to the nipples, navel, bikini line and any other personal
erogenous zones you may have discovered.
Slowly and delicately lick the whipped topping from your woman's body.
Deliberate, pointed flicks of the tongue are generally more stimulating
than a flat-tongued motion.
Leave the last bit of whipped topping on your tongue and begin to
pleasure your woman orally. Reapply the whipped topping to the clitoris
and vagina as needed.
Continue until your woman lets out a squeal of pleasure that'll make the
cows come home.