~Bedroom tip #32 ~ Patio-gasm

Here's What You Need:



One webbed patio lounge chair.

Two pillows.

One roll of masking tape.

Here's How You Do It:

Adjust the back of the lounge chair to the upright position.


Place the pillows lengthwise directly under the chair.


Pull the center-most straps apart and tape them to the next-closest


straps, creating an opening in the chair about four or five inches wide.


Get your woman naked, or at least bottomless. Have her sit in the chair.


Her vagina needs to be directly over the opening that you've created.


Now get under the chair and lie on the pillows. Position your mouth


directly under your woman's vagina. Grip the outermost edges of the


chair, pull yourself up and pleasure your woman orally.


You can continue to do this until she has reached orgasm. Or, after a


few minutes, move on to the next step.


Position yourself so that your penis now lines up with her vagina. Place


both of the pillows underneath your buttocks.


Enter your woman and thrust away

~Bedroom tip #29 ~ The Spooning Turtle

Here's a technique some say was made famous by legendary blues
musician Muddy Waters.

Here's What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Apply a small amount of lubricant to your penis.
Have her lie on her side and snuggle up behind her. You know: the
classic "spooning" position.
With your woman's legs slightly open, insert the length of your penis
between the lips of her vagina. DO NOT insert yourself into her vagina,
but only between the lips.
Have your woman close her legs, surrounding your penis.
Now begin to thrust as if you were inside of her. The head of your penis
will move back and forth over her clitoris.
Continue thrusting until your woman sings anything but the blues

~Bedroom Tip 26 ~ Back Seat Driver

Looking for a new position that your woman will go crazy for? Look no
further.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Stack a couple of pillows on top of each other and lie back against them
with your legs slightly bent.
Have your woman straddle your hips, facing your feet. Guide her
downward until you are inside of her. Your feet should be outside of
hers; they should pretty much line up.
Now have her lean back a bit, resting her hands against your chest and
holding herself upright.
Begin thrusting. You're going to have to put some effort into it, because
she's naturally going to want to come down on top of you.

~Bedroom tip #23 ~ The Double "V"

Give your woman the opportunity to control the speed and depth she
gets from you with this classic, but often overlooked, position. Make sure
you're freshly showered, though -- her nose is going to be pretty close to
your feet.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Lie flat on your back.
Have your woman stand over you, facing your feet. Tell her to kneel,
then enter her.
Have your woman stretch out completely and wrap her arms underneath
your calves. Her hands should be resting on your ankles.
As your woman's hips begin to move up and down, match her with
thrusts of your own from below.

~Bedroom tip #19 ~ Cyrano's Triangle

This position gives you maximum thrusting capability and lets your
woman feel you in places she normally doesn't.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Have her lie on her side.
Standing over her, lift your woman's top leg up, resting her foot on your
midsection.
Now have her extend her other leg out so that it is perpendicular to her
body. Next, have her use the corresponding arm (right leg, right arm) to
reach out and hold her knee. She has now formed a triangle. The three
sides of the triangle are: her body, her leg and her arm.
Place one of your feet inside the triangle. Squat down. The leg that was
resting on your midsection should now be resting on your shoulder.
Enter your woman. Notice how much more control you have squatting
as opposed to kneeling. Don't be surprised if she notices, too.