~Bedroom tip #29 ~ The Spooning Turtle

Here's a technique some say was made famous by legendary blues
musician Muddy Waters.

Here's What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Apply a small amount of lubricant to your penis.
Have her lie on her side and snuggle up behind her. You know: the
classic "spooning" position.
With your woman's legs slightly open, insert the length of your penis
between the lips of her vagina. DO NOT insert yourself into her vagina,
but only between the lips.
Have your woman close her legs, surrounding your penis.
Now begin to thrust as if you were inside of her. The head of your penis
will move back and forth over her clitoris.
Continue thrusting until your woman sings anything but the blues

~Bedroom tip #15 ~ Baby Elephant Trunks

This technique feels so good that there's actually two versions of it.
Thanks to our dedicated research team, we're happy to provide you with
both.

Here's What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here's How You Do It:
Version One:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Apply a little lubricant to the backs of both of your hands, including your
wrists and fingertips.
Extend one of your hands, palm down. Curl your fingers inward halfway
to the palm. Place the wrist of that hand against the bottom portion of
your woman's vagina.
Using smooth strokes, glide your entire hand, including your fingers, up
and over her vagina and clitoris.
Immediately repeat using the other hand, performing the exact same
motion. It kind of looks like you're painting a fence; except you're never
stroking down -- always up.
Version Two:
Have your woman get on all fours and perform the same technique from
behind her (this reverses the motion).