~ Bedroom Tip #33 ~ The Minnesota Mindbender

Here's a technique that originated around the Twin Cities area. As it

grows in popularity, there could be a movement to change the state
slogan to, "The Land Of 10,000 Lays."


Here's What You Need:


A set of Vikings bed sheets are optional.


Here's How You Do It:


Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Lie down on your stomach, perpendicular to your woman. Your head
should be positioned sideways above her vagina.
Using your thumb and forefinger, pull back the skin that hides the clitoris.

Moisten your lips and press them against both sides of her clitoris,

drawing it into your mouth.

Gently roll your lips inward, covering your teeth. At the same time raise

your head until her clitoris comes out from between your lips.

Repeat again and again as fast as you can. If you're applying the right

amount of pressure to her clitoris, you'll probably hear a little popping

sound when you open your mouth.

This one may take some practice. But, done correctly, it can easily

produce one leg-quivering orgasm after another.

~Bedroom tip #31 ~ Flower-gasm

You can't go wrong giving a woman roses. Here's a unique, romantic
technique that will touch her heart as well as a more erotic location on
her body.

Here's What You Need:
One thornless rose.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back.
Hold the rose over her stomach. Glide the rose over your woman's skin
while simultaneously twirling it back and forth between your fingers.
Brush the rose over her breasts, cleavage, neck, face and arms. Move it
down her legs and let the rose tickle her toes. Finally, stroke your
woman's vagina with the rose until she's ready for something a little
more stimulating.
Now pull a single petal from the rose and place it on the tip of your
forefinger. Gently press the soft, silky rose petal to your woman's clitoris.
Imagine the numeral "8" laid on its side. That's the pattern you want to
trace with your finger on and around her aroused clitoris (the petal
should follow your finger).
Vary the patterns you trace, as well as the intensity with which you press,
until you find just the right combination to bring your woman to a
romantic, unforgettable climax.

~Bedroom tip #30 ~ Auto-erotica

There are a lot of cars out there with automatic sunroofs. Hopefully,
yours is one of them. If not, find an excuse to rent one for a day; it'll be
worth every penny.

Here's What You Need:
One car with a sunroof.

Here's How You Do It:
Park where nobody can see you and open up the sunroof. Since you've
got a radio within arm's length, put on some appropriate music.
Get your woman naked, or at least bottomless.
Have her climb up on the roof and sit on the back edge of the sunroof,
facing the hood (her feet can rest comfortably against the windshield).
Get into the passenger's seat and kneel, facing the trunk. Now raise your
head up between her legs. Using your mouth and tongue, pleasure her
like you never have before. Let her enjoy all the unique sensations: the
height, the danger, the smooth metal and glass against her bare skin
and your unique vantage point.
Fifty years from now, she'll still be talking about this one.

~Bedroom tip #29 ~ The Spooning Turtle

Here's a technique some say was made famous by legendary blues
musician Muddy Waters.

Here's What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Apply a small amount of lubricant to your penis.
Have her lie on her side and snuggle up behind her. You know: the
classic "spooning" position.
With your woman's legs slightly open, insert the length of your penis
between the lips of her vagina. DO NOT insert yourself into her vagina,
but only between the lips.
Have your woman close her legs, surrounding your penis.
Now begin to thrust as if you were inside of her. The head of your penis
will move back and forth over her clitoris.
Continue thrusting until your woman sings anything but the blues

~Bedroom tip #28 ~ The Sultry Sucker

This is a great technique that creates both a new and unusual bit of
stimulation for her, and a delicious taste treat for you.

Here's What You Need:
One round sucker on a stick, any flavor.

Here's How You Do It:
Unwrap the sucker and put it in your mouth. Make sure that it is
completely smooth, especially on the top. Sometimes you get an air
bubble or other imperfection in the sucker that, as it dissolves, forms a
sharp edge. If you discover such an edge, discard that sucker and get a
fresh one.
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Gently rub the sucker along the lips of her vagina. Use your mouth to
remoisten the sucker as needed.
Using your tongue, follow the path you've just traced with the sucker.
Enjoy the flavor while you begin to arouse your woman.
Put the sucker back in your mouth to remoisten.
Hold the sucker in the middle of the stick with your thumb and index
finger. Press it against your woman's clitoris and use your two fingers to
spin the sucker clockwise, then counterclockwise. Repeat this a few
times. Remember -- if it gets too dry, put it back in your mouth.
Now combine the spinning of the sucker with some good, old-fashioned
oral pleasuring. Your woman will be popping her tootsies in ecstasy.

~ Bedroom Tip #27 ~ Sue-Bliss

Here's a classic technique that's probably been done for thousands of
years. It definitely belongs in your "bag of tricks."

Here's What You Need:
One bottle of honey.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her left side.
Place a single drop of honey on her right ear lobe and another along her
hairline behind the ear.
Apply a small stream of honey all the way down her right side, from her
armpit to her ankle.
Beginning at the ear lobe, slowly and methodically use your tongue and
mouth to lick and apply gentle suction, removing the honey from her
entire right side.
When you're done, have your woman turn over. Do the exact same thing
to her left side.
Now have your woman lie on her back with her knees bent and legs
slightly apart.
Extend your tongue and squeeze a small amount of honey (about the
size of a nickel) onto the tip.
Pleasure your woman orally. When necessary, apply more honey to the
tip of your tongue.

~Bedroom Tip 26 ~ Back Seat Driver

Looking for a new position that your woman will go crazy for? Look no
further.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Stack a couple of pillows on top of each other and lie back against them
with your legs slightly bent.
Have your woman straddle your hips, facing your feet. Guide her
downward until you are inside of her. Your feet should be outside of
hers; they should pretty much line up.
Now have her lean back a bit, resting her hands against your chest and
holding herself upright.
Begin thrusting. You're going to have to put some effort into it, because
she's naturally going to want to come down on top of you.

~Bedroom tip #23 ~ The Double "V"

Give your woman the opportunity to control the speed and depth she
gets from you with this classic, but often overlooked, position. Make sure
you're freshly showered, though -- her nose is going to be pretty close to
your feet.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Lie flat on your back.
Have your woman stand over you, facing your feet. Tell her to kneel,
then enter her.
Have your woman stretch out completely and wrap her arms underneath
your calves. Her hands should be resting on your ankles.
As your woman's hips begin to move up and down, match her with
thrusts of your own from below.

~Bedroom tip #22~ Whipped Cream Dream

Here's a classic technique that seems simple enough, but often times
goes horribly wrong. Not for you, though, because now you'll know the
secret.
Always use non-dairy whipped topping. The diary products in real
whipped cream begin to change as they heat up on a person's skin. The
whipped cream will emit a foul, "sour milk" type of odor that can really kill
an evening. Take it from those who know: non-dairy is the way to go.

Here's What You Need:
One can of non-diary whipped topping.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked.
Apply whipped topping liberally over your woman's body. Pay special
attention to the nipples, navel, bikini line and any other personal
erogenous zones you may have discovered.
Slowly and delicately lick the whipped topping from your woman's body.
Deliberate, pointed flicks of the tongue are generally more stimulating
than a flat-tongued motion.
Leave the last bit of whipped topping on your tongue and begin to
pleasure your woman orally. Reapply the whipped topping to the clitoris
and vagina as needed.
Continue until your woman lets out a squeal of pleasure that'll make the
cows come home.

~Bedroom Tip #21~ Oriental Shoe Shine

Here's an incredibly stimulating technique that gets its name from the
back and forth motion you perform with a silk scarf.

Here's What You Need:
One long silk scarf.
One short silk scarf.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Use the short silk scarf to blindfold her and
have her stand with her legs slightly apart.
Now you stand at your woman's side, facing her.
Run the long silk scarf gently over your woman's body. Let her feel it on
her arms, breasts, buttocks and legs. After a couple of minutes, place the
scarf in between your woman's legs. Hold one end in front of her, the
other behind. Essentially, she should be straddling the scarf.
Raise both ends of the scarf above your woman's midsection so that the
middle barely touches her clitoris and vagina. Glide the scarf back and
forth as if you were "buffing" this delicate area. The longer your strokes,
the better.
Next, lie down on your back with your head in between your woman's
feet. Tell her to kneel and, as she does, drape the scarf over your mouth.
Using your hands, guide your woman's hips so that her vagina is
positioned directly above your mouth. Pleasure your woman orally
through the smooth, silk scarf.

~Bedroom tip #19 ~ Cyrano's Triangle

This position gives you maximum thrusting capability and lets your
woman feel you in places she normally doesn't.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Have her lie on her side.
Standing over her, lift your woman's top leg up, resting her foot on your
midsection.
Now have her extend her other leg out so that it is perpendicular to her
body. Next, have her use the corresponding arm (right leg, right arm) to
reach out and hold her knee. She has now formed a triangle. The three
sides of the triangle are: her body, her leg and her arm.
Place one of your feet inside the triangle. Squat down. The leg that was
resting on your midsection should now be resting on your shoulder.
Enter your woman. Notice how much more control you have squatting
as opposed to kneeling. Don't be surprised if she notices, too.

~Bedroom tip #17 ~ The Indian Rocking Horse

Here's a great position that allows for extra-deep penetration.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Enter your woman in the standard missionary position.
Now, both of you sit up while you're still joined together. Have her put
her arms around your neck.
Put both of your arms between her legs, positioning your elbows under
her knees. Lift up and rest her calves or ankles on your shoulders.
Clasp your hands behind her back and rock your body back and forth.
Don't worry about about thrusting in and out; let the rocking motion do all
of the work.

~Bedroom tip #13 ~ Showergasm

Women have been pleasuring themselves this way for years. Now it's
your turn.

Here's What You Need:
One hand-held shower massager.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Adjust the water to a comfortable temperature and activate the shower
massager.
Slowly run the water over your woman's legs, thighs and stomach. With
your free hand, gently stroke and caress the inner thighs and bikini line.
Place the first and second fingers of your free hand on each side of her
vagina. Gently push the skin up and out, exposing the clitoris.
Point the jets of water at the clitoris, making sure that the stream is not
too hot or forceful. Do not hold the massager too close to your woman.
Start from as far back as you can, slowly moving closer (your woman can
tell you if any adjustments need to be made).
Continue until you induce a powerful and satisfying orgasm.