~Bedroom tip #32 ~ Patio-gasm

Here's What You Need:



One webbed patio lounge chair.

Two pillows.

One roll of masking tape.

Here's How You Do It:

Adjust the back of the lounge chair to the upright position.


Place the pillows lengthwise directly under the chair.


Pull the center-most straps apart and tape them to the next-closest


straps, creating an opening in the chair about four or five inches wide.


Get your woman naked, or at least bottomless. Have her sit in the chair.


Her vagina needs to be directly over the opening that you've created.


Now get under the chair and lie on the pillows. Position your mouth


directly under your woman's vagina. Grip the outermost edges of the


chair, pull yourself up and pleasure your woman orally.


You can continue to do this until she has reached orgasm. Or, after a


few minutes, move on to the next step.


Position yourself so that your penis now lines up with her vagina. Place


both of the pillows underneath your buttocks.


Enter your woman and thrust away

~Bedroom tip #10 ~ The Dutch Drawbridge

Here's a terrific position that heightens the stimulation of the top portion
of your woman's vagina.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Sit up in the bed with your legs extended in front of you.
Have your woman kneel above you, straddling your lap. Then, lower her
down until you are inside of her.
Now have your woman lean all the way back until her head is resting on
your legs or ankles. Her knees should be bent so that her feet are
underneath her buttocks.
You're not going to be able to thrust yourself into her with the same force
you can achieve from, say, the missionary position. But the thrusts you
do provide will be magnified in their intensity based on the angle at
which you are entering her.