~Bedroom Tip #16 ~ Seltzer-gasm

This is a fun way to let your woman experience something she never has
before: thousands of tiny bubbles swirling around her most sensitive
area. Be sure to use the "Gold" variety of the world's most popular tablet.
It's had the medicinal ingredients removed.

Here's What You Need:
One glass of water.
One effervescent bicarbonate tablet without aspirin.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Break the tablet into four quarters.
Place the rounded edge of one quarter tablet between the top-most
portion of your woman's vaginal lips. Insert only enough of the tablet to
hold it in place.
Take a small sip of water and keep it in your mouth.
Press your lips against the portion of her vagina holding the tablet and
open them so that a small stream of water trickles out. This should
activate the tablet and release bubbles around her vagina.
Get into some serious oral pleasuring. When necessary, take another
sip of water. If needed, replace the tablet with a fresh piece.
Continue until your woman says, "Oh, what a relief it is."