~Bedroom tip #30 ~ Auto-erotica

There are a lot of cars out there with automatic sunroofs. Hopefully,
yours is one of them. If not, find an excuse to rent one for a day; it'll be
worth every penny.

Here's What You Need:
One car with a sunroof.

Here's How You Do It:
Park where nobody can see you and open up the sunroof. Since you've
got a radio within arm's length, put on some appropriate music.
Get your woman naked, or at least bottomless.
Have her climb up on the roof and sit on the back edge of the sunroof,
facing the hood (her feet can rest comfortably against the windshield).
Get into the passenger's seat and kneel, facing the trunk. Now raise your
head up between her legs. Using your mouth and tongue, pleasure her
like you never have before. Let her enjoy all the unique sensations: the
height, the danger, the smooth metal and glass against her bare skin
and your unique vantage point.
Fifty years from now, she'll still be talking about this one.

~ Bedroom Tip #27 ~ Sue-Bliss

Here's a classic technique that's probably been done for thousands of
years. It definitely belongs in your "bag of tricks."

Here's What You Need:
One bottle of honey.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her left side.
Place a single drop of honey on her right ear lobe and another along her
hairline behind the ear.
Apply a small stream of honey all the way down her right side, from her
armpit to her ankle.
Beginning at the ear lobe, slowly and methodically use your tongue and
mouth to lick and apply gentle suction, removing the honey from her
entire right side.
When you're done, have your woman turn over. Do the exact same thing
to her left side.
Now have your woman lie on her back with her knees bent and legs
slightly apart.
Extend your tongue and squeeze a small amount of honey (about the
size of a nickel) onto the tip.
Pleasure your woman orally. When necessary, apply more honey to the
tip of your tongue.

~Bedroom tip #25 ~ OrgasM&M

This is a great little game that's not only fun, but will also help you
discover erogenous zones on your woman's body that you never knew
existed.

Here's What You Need:
One piece of candy-coated chocolate, plain variety.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Hand her the candy.
Turn out the lights so that the room is completely dark.
Tell your woman to lie down and hide the candy somewhere on her
body. Depending on where she chooses to hide it, she may need to lick
one side in order for it to stick, remaining in place.
Once the candy is hidden, it's your job to find it using only your tongue.
Glide your tongue over every inch of her body. Take your sweet time.
Pay attention to any reaction that you get -- and where your tongue is
when you get it (this information will be very valuable whenever the two
of you make love in the future).
When you finally locate the candy, keep it on the tip of your tongue and
press it against your woman's clitoris.
Pleasure your woman orally until she melts in your mouth, not in your
hands.

~Bedroom tip #24 ~ The Grapes Of Rapture

Here's a very erotic technique that sounds like it originated in Roman
times. After you treat her to this one, your woman will definitely be
hailing Caesar.
Here's What You Need:
One bunch of seedless grapes, chilled.
Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked.
Have her stand with her legs slightly apart. Give her the grapes and tell
her to hold them by the stem so that they dangle in front of her vagina.
Kneel in front of your woman. Slowly kiss and lick her ankles, calves,
knees and thighs, working your way up to the grapes.
Begin to pleasure your woman orally. Every so often, pluck one of the
grapes from the bunch and hold it between your teeth.
Press the chilled grape against your woman's clitoris. Move your head
so that you trace circles around it with the grape.
Using your tongue, press the grape into your woman's vagina. Let her
feel the soft, cold skin of the grape between the moist folds of her own
skin, then gently suck the grape back into your mouth and swallow it.
Continue until your woman erupts in a leg-quivering orgasm.

~Bedroom tip #22~ Whipped Cream Dream

Here's a classic technique that seems simple enough, but often times
goes horribly wrong. Not for you, though, because now you'll know the
secret.
Always use non-dairy whipped topping. The diary products in real
whipped cream begin to change as they heat up on a person's skin. The
whipped cream will emit a foul, "sour milk" type of odor that can really kill
an evening. Take it from those who know: non-dairy is the way to go.

Here's What You Need:
One can of non-diary whipped topping.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked.
Apply whipped topping liberally over your woman's body. Pay special
attention to the nipples, navel, bikini line and any other personal
erogenous zones you may have discovered.
Slowly and delicately lick the whipped topping from your woman's body.
Deliberate, pointed flicks of the tongue are generally more stimulating
than a flat-tongued motion.
Leave the last bit of whipped topping on your tongue and begin to
pleasure your woman orally. Reapply the whipped topping to the clitoris
and vagina as needed.
Continue until your woman lets out a squeal of pleasure that'll make the
cows come home.

~Bedroom tip #11 ~ Rescuing The Captain

What are you going to do when the Captain goes overboard? You've
got to rescue him, right?

Here's What You Need:
One wintergreen or peppermint breath mint with a hole.

Here's How You Do It:
Put the mint in your mouth and give it a couple of minutes to partially
dissolve. In the meantime, get you woman naked. Have her lie on her
back with her knees bent and legs slightly apart.
With the mint still in your mouth, arouse your woman by gently kissing
and licking her inner thighs, bikini line and vagina.
If your woman is sufficiently aroused, you should be able to spot the
clitoris. That's the "Captain." It's your job to rescue him.
Move the mint to the tip of your tongue. Press the mint against your
woman's clitoris and release it.
Using suction, draw the clitoris through the hole in the mint. Flick your
tongue as rapidly as you can over the clitoris and mint.
Only when your woman reaches orgasm have you successfully "rescued
the Captain."
If you want to create an entire "Titanic" theme, place an ice cube in your
woman's navel.