~Bedroom Tip 37~ Cotton Can-delight

You've probably awakened many mornings and realized that "the circus

was in town." Now's your chance to give your woman a special treat
straight from under the big top.


Here's What You Need:

One cone of cotton candy.                


Here's How You Do It:


Get your woman naked. Have lie on her back with her knees bent and
legs slightly apart.
Take the cotton candy and run it along the length of your woman's body.
Brush it against her face and let her enjoy both the smell and feel of it.
Break off a small piece of cotton candy and place it on the tip of your
extended tongue. Give your woman a deep, long, open-mouthed kiss.
Break off another piece and place it on your tongue. Press it to one of
your woman's nipples, then surround it with your mouth. As you close
your mouth, the cotton candy will dissolve. Gently suck the melted candy
from her nipple. Repeat with the other nipple.
Put another piece of cotton candy on your tongue and, this time, press it
to your woman's vagina. Let the combined moisture dissolve the cotton
candy in a sugary, tangy nectar.
Pleasure your woman orally, adding extra cotton candy as needed.

~ Bedroom Tip 36 ~ Aphrodite's Ladder

If you've ever made love on a set of stairs, you're already aware of some

of the incredible positions you can come up with. Here's a romantic
technique that guarantees the two of you will never walk up that
particular flight the same way again.

Here's What You Need:

One flight of stairs.

Here's How You Do It:

Get your woman naked. You, too.

Have your woman sit on the second stair from the bottom (this may vary
depending on your respective heights, but the second stair usually works
best).

You remain standing at the bottom of the staircase. Lean forward and
place your hands on either side of your woman, like you're doing an
inclined push-up.
Prepare to enter you woman. Before you do, though, you must tell her
the following:

"On each of these steps is one of the reasons that I love you. Whenever
you like, move up another step and I will give you another reason. I love
you because..." and then give her your first reason.
Now you may enter your woman. After about thirty seconds, she's going
to push herself up to the next step. When she does, you must give her
your next reason. Then you may take a step up, enter her again and
continue.

Your woman can have as many orgasms as she likes, but YOU must wait
until she is perched at the top of the staircase before you can have yours.
Only then have you successfully climbed Aphrodite's Ladder

~Bedroom tip #31 ~ Flower-gasm

You can't go wrong giving a woman roses. Here's a unique, romantic
technique that will touch her heart as well as a more erotic location on
her body.

Here's What You Need:
One thornless rose.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back.
Hold the rose over her stomach. Glide the rose over your woman's skin
while simultaneously twirling it back and forth between your fingers.
Brush the rose over her breasts, cleavage, neck, face and arms. Move it
down her legs and let the rose tickle her toes. Finally, stroke your
woman's vagina with the rose until she's ready for something a little
more stimulating.
Now pull a single petal from the rose and place it on the tip of your
forefinger. Gently press the soft, silky rose petal to your woman's clitoris.
Imagine the numeral "8" laid on its side. That's the pattern you want to
trace with your finger on and around her aroused clitoris (the petal
should follow your finger).
Vary the patterns you trace, as well as the intensity with which you press,
until you find just the right combination to bring your woman to a
romantic, unforgettable climax.

~Bedroom Tip #16 ~ Seltzer-gasm

This is a fun way to let your woman experience something she never has
before: thousands of tiny bubbles swirling around her most sensitive
area. Be sure to use the "Gold" variety of the world's most popular tablet.
It's had the medicinal ingredients removed.

Here's What You Need:
One glass of water.
One effervescent bicarbonate tablet without aspirin.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Break the tablet into four quarters.
Place the rounded edge of one quarter tablet between the top-most
portion of your woman's vaginal lips. Insert only enough of the tablet to
hold it in place.
Take a small sip of water and keep it in your mouth.
Press your lips against the portion of her vagina holding the tablet and
open them so that a small stream of water trickles out. This should
activate the tablet and release bubbles around her vagina.
Get into some serious oral pleasuring. When necessary, take another
sip of water. If needed, replace the tablet with a fresh piece.
Continue until your woman says, "Oh, what a relief it is."

~Bedroom Tip #6~ The Standing Wrap

If you can manage it, this is a position she'll never forget.

Here's What You Need: Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It: Get your woman naked. You, too. Sit on the edge of the bed and have your woman stand in front of you. Tell your woman to place one leg on the bed, then the other, and sit on your lap as your enter her. Now that she's sitting on your lap with you inside of her, have her place her arms around your neck and wrap her legs around your waist. After she's done this, stand up. Put your arms under her buttocks to help stabilize her. Walk to the nearest wall and let your woman's back rest against it. Now you're ready to thrust in and out of your woman as you hold her pinned against the wall. Continue until she reaches an indescribable orgasm, or the neighbors start banging on the wall. In that case, switch walls and keep going!

~Bedroom tip #5 ~ Cotton Spritzer

This is a very romantic technique that not only pleases your woman -- it
gives you a little bit of a buzz, too.

Here's What You Need:
One pair of cotton panties.
One bottle of wine.

Here's How You Do It:
Have your woman strip down to nothing but her cotton panties (make
sure the panties are cotton; nylon just doesn't cut it for this one).
With your woman standing, kneel down in front of her.
Pull the waistline of her panties toward you, creating an opening about
two inches wide.
Pour a small amount of wine into the panties and release. Let the wine
soak the crotch of the panties as well as your woman's vagina.
Now place your mouth against the crotch of her panties and suck the
wine through the fabric and into your mouth. Don't be surprised as your
woman presses her hips against your face -- this is extremely erotic.
Do this three or four times, then set down the bottle of wine.
Gather the crotch of your woman's panties together in one hand.
Position your open mouth underneath and squeeze hard. This should
wring out a small trickle of wine from her panties onto your tongue.
Keep holding the crotch of her panties in your hand and pull them to one
side. Now pleasure your woman orally until she explodes in a delicious
orgasm.