~Bedroom Tip 37~ Cotton Can-delight

You've probably awakened many mornings and realized that "the circus

was in town." Now's your chance to give your woman a special treat
straight from under the big top.


Here's What You Need:

One cone of cotton candy.                


Here's How You Do It:


Get your woman naked. Have lie on her back with her knees bent and
legs slightly apart.
Take the cotton candy and run it along the length of your woman's body.
Brush it against her face and let her enjoy both the smell and feel of it.
Break off a small piece of cotton candy and place it on the tip of your
extended tongue. Give your woman a deep, long, open-mouthed kiss.
Break off another piece and place it on your tongue. Press it to one of
your woman's nipples, then surround it with your mouth. As you close
your mouth, the cotton candy will dissolve. Gently suck the melted candy
from her nipple. Repeat with the other nipple.
Put another piece of cotton candy on your tongue and, this time, press it
to your woman's vagina. Let the combined moisture dissolve the cotton
candy in a sugary, tangy nectar.
Pleasure your woman orally, adding extra cotton candy as needed.

~ Bedroom Tip 36 ~ Aphrodite's Ladder

If you've ever made love on a set of stairs, you're already aware of some

of the incredible positions you can come up with. Here's a romantic
technique that guarantees the two of you will never walk up that
particular flight the same way again.

Here's What You Need:

One flight of stairs.

Here's How You Do It:

Get your woman naked. You, too.

Have your woman sit on the second stair from the bottom (this may vary
depending on your respective heights, but the second stair usually works
best).

You remain standing at the bottom of the staircase. Lean forward and
place your hands on either side of your woman, like you're doing an
inclined push-up.
Prepare to enter you woman. Before you do, though, you must tell her
the following:

"On each of these steps is one of the reasons that I love you. Whenever
you like, move up another step and I will give you another reason. I love
you because..." and then give her your first reason.
Now you may enter your woman. After about thirty seconds, she's going
to push herself up to the next step. When she does, you must give her
your next reason. Then you may take a step up, enter her again and
continue.

Your woman can have as many orgasms as she likes, but YOU must wait
until she is perched at the top of the staircase before you can have yours.
Only then have you successfully climbed Aphrodite's Ladder

~ Bedroom Tip #35 ~ Strawberry-lation

Strawberries and cream make for a very sensuous snack. This

technique takes it one step further.

Here's What You Need:


Four strawberries.
One can of non-diary whipped cream.
One knife.


Here's How You Do It:


Before you begin, cut the strawberries into quarter-inch slices from the
top down.
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Apply the whipped topping liberally around the lips of your woman's
vagina.

Carefully press the strawberry slices into the whipped topping.
Now position your head directly in front of this sensuous feast. Using
your tongue, gently remove a slice of strawberry and "share" it with your
woman. Tease her by delicately licking around the vagina and clitoris.
Have fun alternating between eating the strawberries and pleasuring
your woman. Keep going until she erupts in a delicious orgasm.

~ Bedroom Tip #34 ~ Three Minute Foreplay

One of the biggest complaints you hear from women is that they don't get

enough foreplay. They feel particularly slighted when they spend ten
minutes doing something for their man, like oral pleasuring, and then he
reciprocates with thirty seconds of the same for her. Here's a great way
to level the playing field.
Also, if your woman is shy about telling you exactly what she wants, this
makes it easy for her to show you.

Here's What You Need:

One egg timer (the hourglass is a little more romantic; but the kitchen
"dial" timer will do).
 
Here's How You Do It:


Get your woman naked. You, too. Tell her that you would like her to do
whatever she wants to you for three minutes, and that you're going to do
the exact same thing to her for the next three minutes.
Start the timer. Pay attention to what she's doing to you and exactly how
she's doing it. If she pleasures you orally, is she doing it hard or soft? If
she massages you, where and with how much intensity is she doing it?
Make mental notes of all of these things for the next three minutes. Then,
when it's your turn, try to duplicate what she did as precisely as you can.
Get in three or four rounds of this before you move on to intercourse --
and don't be surprised if she chooses to do something as simple as
holding you in her arms for the entire three minutes.
This technique has the ability to teach you more about what your woman
really wants than all the "chandelier-swinging" feats combined.

~ Bedroom Tip #33 ~ The Minnesota Mindbender

Here's a technique that originated around the Twin Cities area. As it

grows in popularity, there could be a movement to change the state
slogan to, "The Land Of 10,000 Lays."


Here's What You Need:


A set of Vikings bed sheets are optional.


Here's How You Do It:


Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Lie down on your stomach, perpendicular to your woman. Your head
should be positioned sideways above her vagina.
Using your thumb and forefinger, pull back the skin that hides the clitoris.

Moisten your lips and press them against both sides of her clitoris,

drawing it into your mouth.

Gently roll your lips inward, covering your teeth. At the same time raise

your head until her clitoris comes out from between your lips.

Repeat again and again as fast as you can. If you're applying the right

amount of pressure to her clitoris, you'll probably hear a little popping

sound when you open your mouth.

This one may take some practice. But, done correctly, it can easily

produce one leg-quivering orgasm after another.

~Bedroom tip #32 ~ Patio-gasm

Here's What You Need:



One webbed patio lounge chair.

Two pillows.

One roll of masking tape.

Here's How You Do It:

Adjust the back of the lounge chair to the upright position.


Place the pillows lengthwise directly under the chair.


Pull the center-most straps apart and tape them to the next-closest


straps, creating an opening in the chair about four or five inches wide.


Get your woman naked, or at least bottomless. Have her sit in the chair.


Her vagina needs to be directly over the opening that you've created.


Now get under the chair and lie on the pillows. Position your mouth


directly under your woman's vagina. Grip the outermost edges of the


chair, pull yourself up and pleasure your woman orally.


You can continue to do this until she has reached orgasm. Or, after a


few minutes, move on to the next step.


Position yourself so that your penis now lines up with her vagina. Place


both of the pillows underneath your buttocks.


Enter your woman and thrust away

~Bedroom tip #31 ~ Flower-gasm

You can't go wrong giving a woman roses. Here's a unique, romantic
technique that will touch her heart as well as a more erotic location on
her body.

Here's What You Need:
One thornless rose.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back.
Hold the rose over her stomach. Glide the rose over your woman's skin
while simultaneously twirling it back and forth between your fingers.
Brush the rose over her breasts, cleavage, neck, face and arms. Move it
down her legs and let the rose tickle her toes. Finally, stroke your
woman's vagina with the rose until she's ready for something a little
more stimulating.
Now pull a single petal from the rose and place it on the tip of your
forefinger. Gently press the soft, silky rose petal to your woman's clitoris.
Imagine the numeral "8" laid on its side. That's the pattern you want to
trace with your finger on and around her aroused clitoris (the petal
should follow your finger).
Vary the patterns you trace, as well as the intensity with which you press,
until you find just the right combination to bring your woman to a
romantic, unforgettable climax.

~Bedroom tip #30 ~ Auto-erotica

There are a lot of cars out there with automatic sunroofs. Hopefully,
yours is one of them. If not, find an excuse to rent one for a day; it'll be
worth every penny.

Here's What You Need:
One car with a sunroof.

Here's How You Do It:
Park where nobody can see you and open up the sunroof. Since you've
got a radio within arm's length, put on some appropriate music.
Get your woman naked, or at least bottomless.
Have her climb up on the roof and sit on the back edge of the sunroof,
facing the hood (her feet can rest comfortably against the windshield).
Get into the passenger's seat and kneel, facing the trunk. Now raise your
head up between her legs. Using your mouth and tongue, pleasure her
like you never have before. Let her enjoy all the unique sensations: the
height, the danger, the smooth metal and glass against her bare skin
and your unique vantage point.
Fifty years from now, she'll still be talking about this one.

~Bedroom tip #29 ~ The Spooning Turtle

Here's a technique some say was made famous by legendary blues
musician Muddy Waters.

Here's What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Apply a small amount of lubricant to your penis.
Have her lie on her side and snuggle up behind her. You know: the
classic "spooning" position.
With your woman's legs slightly open, insert the length of your penis
between the lips of her vagina. DO NOT insert yourself into her vagina,
but only between the lips.
Have your woman close her legs, surrounding your penis.
Now begin to thrust as if you were inside of her. The head of your penis
will move back and forth over her clitoris.
Continue thrusting until your woman sings anything but the blues

~Bedroom tip #28 ~ The Sultry Sucker

This is a great technique that creates both a new and unusual bit of
stimulation for her, and a delicious taste treat for you.

Here's What You Need:
One round sucker on a stick, any flavor.

Here's How You Do It:
Unwrap the sucker and put it in your mouth. Make sure that it is
completely smooth, especially on the top. Sometimes you get an air
bubble or other imperfection in the sucker that, as it dissolves, forms a
sharp edge. If you discover such an edge, discard that sucker and get a
fresh one.
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Gently rub the sucker along the lips of her vagina. Use your mouth to
remoisten the sucker as needed.
Using your tongue, follow the path you've just traced with the sucker.
Enjoy the flavor while you begin to arouse your woman.
Put the sucker back in your mouth to remoisten.
Hold the sucker in the middle of the stick with your thumb and index
finger. Press it against your woman's clitoris and use your two fingers to
spin the sucker clockwise, then counterclockwise. Repeat this a few
times. Remember -- if it gets too dry, put it back in your mouth.
Now combine the spinning of the sucker with some good, old-fashioned
oral pleasuring. Your woman will be popping her tootsies in ecstasy.

~ Bedroom Tip #27 ~ Sue-Bliss

Here's a classic technique that's probably been done for thousands of
years. It definitely belongs in your "bag of tricks."

Here's What You Need:
One bottle of honey.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her left side.
Place a single drop of honey on her right ear lobe and another along her
hairline behind the ear.
Apply a small stream of honey all the way down her right side, from her
armpit to her ankle.
Beginning at the ear lobe, slowly and methodically use your tongue and
mouth to lick and apply gentle suction, removing the honey from her
entire right side.
When you're done, have your woman turn over. Do the exact same thing
to her left side.
Now have your woman lie on her back with her knees bent and legs
slightly apart.
Extend your tongue and squeeze a small amount of honey (about the
size of a nickel) onto the tip.
Pleasure your woman orally. When necessary, apply more honey to the
tip of your tongue.

~Bedroom Tip 26 ~ Back Seat Driver

Looking for a new position that your woman will go crazy for? Look no
further.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Stack a couple of pillows on top of each other and lie back against them
with your legs slightly bent.
Have your woman straddle your hips, facing your feet. Guide her
downward until you are inside of her. Your feet should be outside of
hers; they should pretty much line up.
Now have her lean back a bit, resting her hands against your chest and
holding herself upright.
Begin thrusting. You're going to have to put some effort into it, because
she's naturally going to want to come down on top of you.

~Bedroom tip #25 ~ OrgasM&M

This is a great little game that's not only fun, but will also help you
discover erogenous zones on your woman's body that you never knew
existed.

Here's What You Need:
One piece of candy-coated chocolate, plain variety.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Hand her the candy.
Turn out the lights so that the room is completely dark.
Tell your woman to lie down and hide the candy somewhere on her
body. Depending on where she chooses to hide it, she may need to lick
one side in order for it to stick, remaining in place.
Once the candy is hidden, it's your job to find it using only your tongue.
Glide your tongue over every inch of her body. Take your sweet time.
Pay attention to any reaction that you get -- and where your tongue is
when you get it (this information will be very valuable whenever the two
of you make love in the future).
When you finally locate the candy, keep it on the tip of your tongue and
press it against your woman's clitoris.
Pleasure your woman orally until she melts in your mouth, not in your
hands.

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~Bedroom tip #24 ~ The Grapes Of Rapture

Here's a very erotic technique that sounds like it originated in Roman
times. After you treat her to this one, your woman will definitely be
hailing Caesar.
Here's What You Need:
One bunch of seedless grapes, chilled.
Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked.
Have her stand with her legs slightly apart. Give her the grapes and tell
her to hold them by the stem so that they dangle in front of her vagina.
Kneel in front of your woman. Slowly kiss and lick her ankles, calves,
knees and thighs, working your way up to the grapes.
Begin to pleasure your woman orally. Every so often, pluck one of the
grapes from the bunch and hold it between your teeth.
Press the chilled grape against your woman's clitoris. Move your head
so that you trace circles around it with the grape.
Using your tongue, press the grape into your woman's vagina. Let her
feel the soft, cold skin of the grape between the moist folds of her own
skin, then gently suck the grape back into your mouth and swallow it.
Continue until your woman erupts in a leg-quivering orgasm.

~Bedroom tip #23 ~ The Double "V"

Give your woman the opportunity to control the speed and depth she
gets from you with this classic, but often overlooked, position. Make sure
you're freshly showered, though -- her nose is going to be pretty close to
your feet.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Lie flat on your back.
Have your woman stand over you, facing your feet. Tell her to kneel,
then enter her.
Have your woman stretch out completely and wrap her arms underneath
your calves. Her hands should be resting on your ankles.
As your woman's hips begin to move up and down, match her with
thrusts of your own from below.

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~Bedroom tip #22~ Whipped Cream Dream

Here's a classic technique that seems simple enough, but often times
goes horribly wrong. Not for you, though, because now you'll know the
secret.
Always use non-dairy whipped topping. The diary products in real
whipped cream begin to change as they heat up on a person's skin. The
whipped cream will emit a foul, "sour milk" type of odor that can really kill
an evening. Take it from those who know: non-dairy is the way to go.

Here's What You Need:
One can of non-diary whipped topping.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked.
Apply whipped topping liberally over your woman's body. Pay special
attention to the nipples, navel, bikini line and any other personal
erogenous zones you may have discovered.
Slowly and delicately lick the whipped topping from your woman's body.
Deliberate, pointed flicks of the tongue are generally more stimulating
than a flat-tongued motion.
Leave the last bit of whipped topping on your tongue and begin to
pleasure your woman orally. Reapply the whipped topping to the clitoris
and vagina as needed.
Continue until your woman lets out a squeal of pleasure that'll make the
cows come home.

**It's Great to be Alive!!!*

Good day to you all

hope y'all had a good weekend, I wanted to share an email that I recieved this weekend, as we seem to lose sight of how lucky we all are in some ways, or maybe we take for granted how lucky we are.
"So damn easy to say that life is so hardEverybody's got their share of battle scarsAs for me , I'd like to to thank my lucky stars that I am alive and well .....It'd be easy to add up all the painAnd all the dreams you sat and watched go up in flamesDwell on the wreckage as it smoulders in the rainBut not me ...... I'm alive
And today you know that's good enough for meBreathin in and out's a blessing you can't seeToday's the first day of the rest of my life and I'm aliveAnd well.... I'm alive and well !! "
Remember that you may be luckier than most, so whether you take your life for granted or not, just remember at least you are alive and relatively well .......
Have a fab week until da next tyme !

~Bedroom Tip #21~ Oriental Shoe Shine

Here's an incredibly stimulating technique that gets its name from the
back and forth motion you perform with a silk scarf.

Here's What You Need:
One long silk scarf.
One short silk scarf.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Use the short silk scarf to blindfold her and
have her stand with her legs slightly apart.
Now you stand at your woman's side, facing her.
Run the long silk scarf gently over your woman's body. Let her feel it on
her arms, breasts, buttocks and legs. After a couple of minutes, place the
scarf in between your woman's legs. Hold one end in front of her, the
other behind. Essentially, she should be straddling the scarf.
Raise both ends of the scarf above your woman's midsection so that the
middle barely touches her clitoris and vagina. Glide the scarf back and
forth as if you were "buffing" this delicate area. The longer your strokes,
the better.
Next, lie down on your back with your head in between your woman's
feet. Tell her to kneel and, as she does, drape the scarf over your mouth.
Using your hands, guide your woman's hips so that her vagina is
positioned directly above your mouth. Pleasure your woman orally
through the smooth, silk scarf.